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Reply 1

Well he can't help breaking wind but bragging about it in front of a girl is hardly a turn on.

Reply 2

That's just gross!!:nothing:

Reply 3

better out than in :biggrin: lol atleast he doesn't do it in bed then hold ur head underneath the quilt lol that could turn nasty :pwnd: :bootyshak

Reply 4

Jakelammo
better out than in :biggrin: lol atleast he doesn't do it in bed then hold ur head underneath the quilt lol that could turn nasty :pwnd: :bootyshak


I don't think I wanna know anymore about your Love Life lol ...
Anyways .. Yeah kinda .. however, he's male, simple as. He'll always be like that I'm afraid, and probably never see a problem in it!

____x.

Reply 5

what makes u think thats to do with my love life? every one farts at some stage, just some people like the guy shes talking bout mite want to announce it, no biggie really just tell him to stop announcing it...simple as really....tsch :aetsch:

Reply 6

I think that's hilarious too :biggrin:

Reply 7

Yeah but if your girlfriend is about to get in the mood for it then you let one rip, that would ruin it lol.

Reply 8

i say learn to love it ha :evilb: #groovy#

Reply 9

Well you lot would .. you're all lads!!!! lol :biggrin:
___x.

Reply 10

how immature

Reply 11

Do it back to him :biggrin:

Reply 12

Try this technique..

put 5 -10 marbles in a small jar
leave it on the side
take one out everytime he farts
when it is empty the sex stops...

Reply 13

when someone farts he can either pretend no one heard/smells him, slowly crawl away in shame, or he can step up and be a man by turning the embarrassment into a humourous show.

let him keep some of his dignity if you will...

Reply 14

Jagajo
when someone farts he can either pretend no one heard/smells him, slowly crawl away in shame, or he can step up and be a man by turning the embarrassment into a humourous show.

let him keep some of his dignity if you will...


I really don't think acting like a six year old is the best way to keep your dignity.

Reply 15

Jagajo
when someone farts he can either pretend no one heard/smells him, slowly crawl away in shame, or he can step up and be a man by turning the embarrassment into a humourous show.

let him keep some of his dignity if you will...


It's a good point though...men don't deal with embarrassment very well. Think of the show as a way of saying "yeah. I'm sorry. I know it's gross, but I don't know how to apologise properly, so I'm overreacting in a way I know will piss you off, but I lack the sensitivity to deal with it well. Please accept my rather awkward attempt at smoothing things over."

That, or cork him.

Reply 16

~Kristina~
ive been going out with my guy for a year (hes 25)
he thinks its amusing to break wind all the time, and thinks its even more amusing if it smells....

do you think its disrespectful towards me when he does it in my presence, knowing it annoys me so much??

A little, but can you honestly say you never do even one little thing deliberately designed to annoy him? If so then you have no room to complain.

In general people like to do things to provoke those they care about. My dad and my sister do it to each other, my dad and I do it to each other, my friends and I do it to each other. Not big things, but little things designed to press a little button and get a tiny reaction.

Reply 17

lol omg. funniest thread ever.

Reply 18

~Kristina~
ive been going out with my guy for a year (hes 25)
he thinks its amusing to break wind all the time, and thinks its even more amusing if it smells....

do you think its disrespectful towards me when he does it in my presence, knowing it annoys me so much??

Most guys are like that, but yes it is disrespectful to do it infront of someone they know hates it.

Reply 19

Oh well, there's got to be some girls out there to take the type of men that behave like seven year old schoolboys.