Anthropomorphic language – it's only humanWatch
Before I could figure out how to ensure the safety of my new slimy friend – who I quickly named Kermit – two men walked around the corner. I ushered them to walk to one side as I pointed at Kermit. One of them laughed, and, in a French accent (which didn’t alarm me until afterwards when I realised his potential appetite for frogs) said: “Oh, don’t worry. She’ll find her way back to safety.”
As I walked away, I realised he’d referred to Kermit as a “she”, when I’d assumed he was a “he”. I wondered if my tendency to think of animals as male had anything to do with the English language, so I asked a French person.
“If I saw a dog walk past,” Jesse said, “I would be more likely to say ‘he’ was cute. A frog, for me, is a she: une grenouille, the same way a spider is une araignée.”
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French dog lovers might not instinctively think of Lupin as female. Photograph: David Marsh
As well as the English speaker’s freedom to determine the sex of a new animal, we have another unquestioned animal norm: talking to and about animals as if they’re human. We might call a parrot mouthy, a dolphin happy or a shark evil; this unconscious anthropomorphic habit is ingrained in our language.
I spoke to George McGavin, an academic and TV presenter on shows including the BBC’s Monkey Planet. For such an animal-obsessive, even he struggles with his own anthropomorphic tendencies. As soon as we began talking he was ruminating aloud over calling an orangutan cute, and how unprofessional it was.
which didn’t alarm me until afterwards when I realised his potential appetite for frogs
Classic Guardian, I am surprised the author didn't include a post-modern interpretation of the evil white man objectifying the poor female frog and ignoring it's pleas for help - a clear sign of deep-rooted misogyny.
You see, animals in the Golden Age of Islam were treated with justice and respect. The first recorded eating of an animal in human history when when a white straight cisssexual male ate a gazelle in a colonised African country.
Indeed, and afterwards the male was chased out of the country for cultural appropriation.
Allow me to regale you with the typical Guardianista:
It's simple, the Grauniad is increasingly infamous for columns dedicated to angry middle class feminists blaming everything on men (JV embodies that), and I was playing on that stereotype.