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heard once my teacher say good dog to a pupil once when we were in Year 5.
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not said but my year 6 teacher held up the middle finger at two pupils and said what does this mean? as she didnt know.
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Does my bum look big in this.

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(Original post by bittr n swt)
Does my bum look big in this.

No lie
did you compliment back ?
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"So my neighbour opened his door and there was a naked prostitute behind him..."

My old chemistry teacher giving us an anecdote explaining why he was late.
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(Original post by goobypls)
did you compliment back ?
I didn't respond...only in year 9. Weren't brave enough back then
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"I look pregnant. I hate looking pregnant. Do you think I look pregnant?"
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My drama teacher used to tell us stories about her internet dates; she was quite young and for a teacher she was actually pretty cool. But god some of her stories were ****ing hilarious. There was apparently a guy who spent half the date talking about his giant snails, then he mentioned one got crushed and she thought he was joking and laughed. He wasn't.
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The stories my history teacher tells about her childhood are pretty weird. For example, why she calls girls grills and how she was kidnapped...
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My old history teacher used to come up with "stories" from his old careers, which included being a plastic surgeon, staying in a Kibbutz, writing a song which became popular in the 90s,... Sort of like "When I grow up" except oddly specific and hilarious.
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My chemistry teacher in year 10 told us that you could apparently get wrecked off a loaf of sunblest.
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My chemistry teacher taught us what to do if you're ever caught short in a club without toilet paper. Socks init.
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My History teacher used to tell us about her dreams when I was in year 10. Like she'd spend ten minutes describing in detail some dream she'd had (the only specific one I can remember was about walking barefoot on hypodermic needles or something, because that one freaked me out slightly) and then we'd all be like "Miss, we are really starting to worry about you." And then she'd just go on to the Treaty of Versailles or whatever... Happened at least four or five times.

And then on the Berlin trip this year (year 12) we were walking to a restaurant and out of nowhere she goes - "Isn't this where (students name) got accosted by a prostitute?"

Ahh I am going to miss her lessons next year..
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