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School Reports- Post Your Funny Teacher Comments Here.

Have you ever had a teacher who's simply loony and unsympathetic? Post your school reports here and let's all make fun of them.

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Reply 1

WokSz

My history teacher in 8th grade said I farted too much - It's the curry's fault, I tell you!

Reply 2

She gets distracted easily.... sometimes by nothing but herself

Popular with peers... and staff... not so much with textbooks

oh and

If she used her hand as much as she uses her mouth

ALTHOUGH NOW A DAYS HE WOULDNT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SAY THAT

tut indeed.

Reply 3

Juwel

Once my science teacher gave me and two of my mates detention; much to the shock of the class as we were the best pupils. One of them was told she was moody, I forget what the other was told, and I was told "you're off your head half the time..." it's true, I was permanently on caffeine at school :redface:

Reply 4

lilac!!

never got a bad report :redface:

always been a good :littleang at school :proud:

Reply 5

username81886

I just used to get a lot of "Well, she tries hard..."

Reply 6

LPK

I usually chat too much.

Oh, and i don't focus enough and participate in PE.

Reply 7

Elitist

Every single year since year 7 (now in year 11) my PE report has said the exact same comment "It is pleasing that ***** has recieved this good report" :rolleyes:

Reply 8

LPK

SavvySaviour

Every single year since year 7 (now in year 11) my PE report has said the exact same comment "It is pleasing that ***** has recieved this good report" :rolleyes:

You're only in year 11? I assumed you were at college or uni. :eek:

Reply 9

vin

i was a quiet pupil who needs to speak up a bit more :hmpf:

Reply 10

Elitist

Nope..

I hate youthfulness

Reply 11

lilac!!

vin

i was a quiet pupil who needs to speak up a bit more :hmpf:

and what i said before :smile:

Reply 12

becky.fm

Once my german teacher wrote "if she stopped falling asleep in lessons and did some more work, i'm sure she could reach that level 7" :p:

Reply 13

belle_27

Year 10 Biology: "she shouldn't be afraid to speak in class, her views are just as valid as everyone elses".

ummmm, but i DID speak in class!

Year 8 DT: "she has developed a wry sense of humour, which surfaces occassionally".

:biggrin:

My mum's response: "I don't send you to school to develop a sense of humour!"

Reply 14

Horatio Caine

Eblurvesu

If she used her hand as much as she uses her mouth

ALTHOUGH NOW A DAYS HE WOULDNT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SAY THAT

Reply 15

ZanyZanny

If she was able to maintain a high level of concentration i am sure that she would perform up to my expectations.

taht just made me laugh but then i have a dirty mind

Reply 16

Flora'sCastle

Art, Year 1 - "she explores new materials with confidence and enthusiam"...

Reply 17

concubine

I'm sure the words vulgar, rude and obscene are in there a fair bit.

Reply 18

Jodiee

Most of my reports are good, then I'll get the odd lesson where it's the old classic "she could try harder, I just don't think she wants to." Legendary.
Turns out 4 years and my science teacher had been thinking I was a different student with the same name :angry:

Reply 19

jonathanemptage

Original post by LPK

I usually chat too much.

Oh, and i don't focus enough and participate in PE.

haha i was bad at PE too when perents evening came around we had the same argument every time.

(teacher) i wan't to see your mum and dad for perents evening .
(me)well they don't wan't to see you.
(teacher) why?
(me) Well sir the thing is um...they don't really view Pe as an important subject it's not lie a proper subject is it.
(teacher) well is till need to see them

mum and dad never saw my PE teacher for reson stated above