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Mama !
Yes Paludrina what is it now ?
Is it meet for a young lady to bend a bow ?
Many of our finest archers are women child
Although lacking the gnarled forearms of men
These Amazons are able to shoot a thrush
From a distance of two cables
And a wolf from thirty fathoms
Indeed when I was your age
I spent many hours at the butts
With my brothers
And oft times I outdid them
See here is my old bow
Crafted from a behemoth's rib
And my arrows tipped with ruby
And fletched with a paycock's pinion
Mama my i try ?
Very well child
See if you can hit the pony boy
Who is smoking sotweed at the end of the belvedere
In direct contravention of my orders
Mama i cannot shoot Gradulus
He is so kind to me
When i visit him in the stable loft;
I am never disappointed
Well I shall do it instead
Et voilà !!
Mama !! He has fallen into the moat
Pierced through the heart
By your cruel shaft
Never mind child
The coelacanth shall enjoy him
But Mama the ponies ?
Shall we have a new stable boy ?
Yes child
The factotum will provide a replacement
May we have a blonde one this time Mama ?
Very well child
I mind there are some flaxen haired Saxon prisoners
In the Tower of Silence
I am sure one of them will suffice
The Swabians are noted horsemen
May i choose Mama ?
Very well child
If you bring down that swan
With your next shot
Yes Mama
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(Original post by the bear)
Mama !
Yes Paludrina what is it now ?
Is it meet for a young lady to bend a bow ?
Many of our finest archers are women child
Although lacking the gnarled forearms of men
These Amazons are able to shoot a thrush
From a distance of two cables
And a wolf from thirty fathoms
Indeed when I was your age
I spent many hours at the butts
With my brothers
And oft times I outdid them
See here is my old bow
Crafted from a behemoth's rib
And my arrows tipped with ruby
And fletched with a paycock's pinion
Mama my i try ?
Very well child
See if you can hit the pony boy
Who is smoking sotweed at the end of the belvedere
In direct contravention of my orders
Mama i cannot shoot Gradulus
He is so kind to me
When i visit him in the stable loft;
I am never disappointed
Well I shall do it instead
Et voilà !!
Mama !! He has fallen into the moat
Pierced through the heart
By your cruel shaft
Never mind child
The coelacanth shall enjoy him
But Mama the ponies ?
Shall we have a new stable boy ?
Yes child
The factotum will provide a replacement
May we have a blonde one this time Mama ?
Very well child
I mind there are some flaxen haired Saxon prisoners
In the Tower of Silence
I am sure one of them will suffice
The Swabians are noted horsemen
May i choose Mama ?
Very well child
If you bring down that swan
With your next shot
Yes Mama
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You are extremely talented, and as deep as the ocean.
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You are extremely talented, and as deep as the ocean.
maybe you will be in the next one if you are nice to bear™ :hubba:
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