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James Milibanter
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Ummm, this genuinely is not the case for me. I wonder if there is anyone though, post how big and any stories of "complaints" from previous/current partners.
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Better fasten your seat belt,James!
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(Original post by queen-bee)
Better fasten your seat belt,James!
I am just waiting for all the LADs to come out with things like "I HAD HER WALKING FUNNY M8!!!!"
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I am just waiting for all the LADs to come out with things like "I HAD HER WALKING FUNNY M8!!!!"
Well this is TSR so be prepared to hear anything and everything
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Hey
My penis is far too big and it is the reason that I am currently single. I feel I could kill someone with it and injure any partners to the point that they would need crutches to walk.
Everyone seems to enjoy a big one but I want to get it reduced, it is way too big and in the past my partners have been hospitalised.
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It's not a good thing when it costs you a relationship.
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I have to wear maxi skirts all the time to hide mine.
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(Original post by Precious Illusions)
I have to wear maxi skirts all the time to hide mine.
Best response so far!!!!
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(Original post by there's too much love)
It's not a good thing when it costs you a relationship.
Surely one can have a loving relationship that consists of not only penetrative sex, can they not?
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(Original post by Splashy108)
Hey
My penis is far too big and it is the reason that I am currently single. I feel I could kill someone with it and injure any partners to the point that they would need crutches to walk.
Everyone seems to enjoy a big one but I want to get it reduced, it is way too big and in the past my partners have been hospitalised.
Yeah, I feel you bruh. Once I was banging this chick and i thought she was sticking her tongue out but it was actually my helmet. I nearly had a heart attack. :rolleyes:
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Sup
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Sup
What does this mean? Explain...
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What does this mean? Explain...
BBC

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(Original post by James Milibanter)
Explain...
No.
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BBC

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I always thought it stood for The British Broadcasting Corporation... My nan's gonna S**t a brick when she hears about this.
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I've had some complaints of it hurting or being to go into mouths all the way etc, but as I generally have problems related to arousal and enjoyment, I dont tend to use it on other people very much
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"I'm afraid I can't fit you. I'm sorry. Do you bottom?"
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I always say that to hide my insecurities. Mine is literally the size of my thumb
I have a big thumb.
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No.
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(Original post by Splashy108)
I always say that to hide my insecurities. Mine is literally the size of my thumb
I have a big thumb.
I Don't :bee2: Leave You.
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