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Freedom Absolute Party - Because nature is oppressive and needs to check it's privilege! A serious party that does not tolerate intolerance.


1. Pornography industry workers are often demonised for their life choices, unfairly. There is a climate of fear about sex experimentation in the UK, which is why our party promises to reform Sex Education to include a demonstrative session with industry workers to showcase as many obscure fetishes as possible. This removes prejudice against sex workers and normalises everyone's choice to a kinky lifestyle.


2. To address growing trends of tribalism in the UK and xenophobic tensions, our first majour policy will be to have baby-exchanges: white mothers who have just given birth will be given a different baby instead, and hers will be exchanged with a black couple.


3. We do not believe in borders. National borders simply hinders the struggling masses of third world countries to seek refuge and better lives in the geographical location we call Britain. If foreigners wish to migrate to Britain to compete with us at commerce, we will not stop them- we will help them! To encourage diversity, we will offer free council housing in sections of each great city to foreigners only. Indigenous British have been helped exclusively for too long.


4. Money is the embodiment of greed. We shall return to a bartering system and remove ourselves from the global currency. This move will make our national wealth incalculable and infinite. We will have as much money as we have wheat in the fields to feed the masses. To this end, we will ensure a 100% Inheritance Tax moving forward, to absorb the rest of individual wealth and create a financially equal society at last.


5. The only way to promote equality is to have total state power. If you, as a potential voter, are serious in your desire to rid the world of this plague we call racism, sexism, misogyny, homophobia and necrophobia, you must concede that individual and constitutional rights must be abolished in order to equalise the playing field, which has been in the White British oppressors favour since time immemoral.




Open your hearts, wallets and bodily orrifices to the world! We are counting on your support.

Who would vote for this? I don't want to enter the TSR party contest without a guaranteed win.
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The Wavefunction
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Are points 2,3 and 4 serious?
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(Original post by BenLynch9)
Are points 2,3 and 4 serious?
Genetic diversity is incredibly important for a thriving nation. Tribalism is what sparks racism, and we do not tolerate racism. Of course the removal of wealth from individuals will take a couple of generations, but we are confident that within fifty years, everyone will be restarting at 0 and will all be pretty financially equal. Then the true meritocracy will exist.
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(Original post by HigherMinion)
Genetic diversity is incredibly important for a thriving nation. Tribalism is what sparks racism, and we do not tolerate racism. Of course the removal of wealth from individuals will take a couple of generations, but we are confident that within fifty years, everyone will be restarting at 0 and will all be pretty financially equal. Then the true meritocracy will exist.
So you just want to isolate is from the rest of the world (achieved by removing currency)?
How does diversity lead to a 'thriving nation'?
Finally, you see 'we' but I imagine it's just you.
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Sounds like the Fail Attempt Party
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This is even more ridiculous than the Green Party
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Civilizations developed currencies for a reason.
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HigherMinion
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Civilizations developed currencies for a reason.
To oppress the poor, yes we know. No money= no poverty. Simple economics.
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To oppress the poor, yes we know. No money= no poverty. Simple economics.
False economics if anything. The world developed currencies because it was infinitely more efficient and better for everyone.
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To oppress the poor, yes we know. No money= no poverty. Simple economics.
you mean how desperately poor villagers in the 3rd World are, like, they are so wealthy because they have no currency..........duh
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1. Pornography industry workers are often demonised for their life choices, unfairly. .
so do you advocate 100% legalisation of female to male prostitution, including brothels?
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so do you advocate 100% legalisation of female to male prostitution, including brothels?
Of course. Everybody has the freedom to choose, and prostitution is an untapped industry so far. The government will tax prostitution heavily, and the only people losing out would be the pimps. The government will be taking over the role as pimp.
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Of course. Everybody has the freedom to choose, and prostitution is an untapped industry so far. The government will tax prostitution heavily, and the only people losing out would be the pimps. The government will be taking over the role as pimp.
How do you plan to tax people if you've abolished all forms of money?
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How do you plan to tax people if you've abolished all forms of money?
Like I said, we will have to spend two generations at least imbibing the free market's resources to properly centralise. Once this happens, we can distribute goods evenly and morally. These isles will at last be fair. You want fairness, don't you?
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Like I said, we will have to spend two generations at least imbibing the free market's resources to properly centralise. Once this happens, we can distribute goods evenly and morally. These isles will at last be fair. You want fairness, don't you?
Yes, yes, but you didn't really answer my question. How can you tax people if there's no money?
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Yes, yes, but you didn't really answer my question. How can you tax people if there's no money?
Think it through. There has to be a way from going with privately owned money-> no privately owned money. The only way we can achieve an equal society is a brutally steep tax on everyone.
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Think it through. There has to be a way from going with privately owned money-> no privately owned money. The only way we can achieve an equal society is a brutally steep tax on everyone.
Yeah, still haven't answered my question so I'll assume you don't have an answer. Your 50 years thing would also mean you'd have to be in power for 50 years, which wouldn't happen. Your 'plan' is horribly flawed and I can't imagine you'd ever get a single vote - but good luck.
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2. To address growing trends of tribalism in the UK and xenophobic tensions, our first majour policy will be to have baby-exchanges: white mothers who have just given birth will be given a different baby instead, and hers will be exchanged with a black couple.
Surely this will just create MORE xenophobia - how do you think parents will feel when they have their babies snatched away from them, do you honestly think they'll just accept that?
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3.To encourage diversity, we will offer free council housing in sections of each great city to foreigners only. Indigenous British have been helped exclusively for too long.
So you are keen to discriminate based on skin colour and nationality.

Hold up a minute, I thought you were a commie, but starting to sound a little like a fascist now! Which is it?
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Surely this will just create MORE xenophobia - how do you think parents will feel when they have their babies snatched away from them, do you honestly think they'll just accept that?
No, the intention is to destroy racism and tribalism by mixing the future generations. It would be difficult enforcing relationship quotas, but as long as the mother has A child, that will be fine. Eventually, these exchanged children will mix with different ethnic groups and have mixed children of their own. The xenophobic days will be over. No more racism, because there will be no more specific races.

Would you not sacrifice your biological child for the sake of ending racism and xenophobia? Why not? Are you racist too? God, I can't get away from these people...
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