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tl;dr: Boyfriend disappears into bathroom on dates, won't tell me what he is doing in there. Super weird & shifty facial expressions when he emerges. Am I being paranoid?

My boyfriend is a stoner, he currently smokes around 6 joints a day (probably more at the weekends) and has admitted to doing opium, LSD and cocaine in the past. He also uses MDMA semi-regularly. I'm not a drug user at all.

Recently, I've noticed that we'll be out on a date, and sometimes if we're talking and the conversation veers onto a sensitive or emotional subject, he will get a funny look on his face and run to the bathroom. He will then be in there for AGES. And I mean forever - WAY longer than it takes to pee/poop or whatever. Around 35 minutes usually.

When he emerges he always has a really guilty look on his face like he's done something terrible, but I have no idea what it is. I used to think he was perhaps pooping and had an IBS type problem but I know if this was the case he would tell me. Now when he does this, I go on WhatsApp and look at his online status and he doesn't even come online. For someone who is permanently on WhatsApp when he has his hands free and has admitted he frequently texts on the toilet, this is pretty unusual, which leads me to think he's doing something which uses his hands and wouldn't allow him to text simultaneously.

I've asked him why he takes so long in there and if everything is ok, but he doesn't give me any explanation. I'm super confused and don't want to keep haranguing him, but at the same time his behaviour is seriously weird and I'm getting concerned.
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tl;dr: Boyfriend disappears into bathroom on dates, won't tell me what he is doing in there. Super weird & shifty facial expressions when he emerges. Am I being paranoid?
Quick fap or shagging someone in bathroom.
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He could be having a tactical w*nk .Maybe hes google-ing tits on the toilet because the porn keeps buffering or the internet connection is bad.Be honest guys dont just piss and sh*t whilst on the toilet love
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tl;dr: Boyfriend disappears into bathroom on dates, won't tell me what he is doing in there. Super weird & shifty facial expressions when he emerges. Am I being paranoid?

My boyfriend is a stoner, he currently smokes around 6 joints a day (probably more at the weekends) and has admitted to doing opium, LSD and cocaine in the past. He also uses MDMA semi-regularly. I'm not a drug user at all.

Recently, I've noticed that we'll be out on a date, and sometimes if we're talking and the conversation veers onto a sensitive or emotional subject, he will get a funny look on his face and run to the bathroom. He will then be in there for AGES. And I mean forever - WAY longer than it takes to pee/poop or whatever. Around 35 minutes usually.

When he emerges he always has a really guilty look on his face like he's done something terrible, but I have no idea what it is. I used to think he was perhaps pooping and had an IBS type problem but I know if this was the case he would tell me. Now when he does this, I go on WhatsApp and look at his online status and he doesn't even come online. For someone who is permanently on WhatsApp when he has his hands free and has admitted he frequently texts on the toilet, this is pretty unusual, which leads me to think he's doing something which uses his hands and wouldn't allow him to text simultaneously.

I've asked him why he takes so long in there and if everything is ok, but he doesn't give me any explanation. I'm super confused and don't want to keep haranguing him, but at the same time his behaviour is seriously weird and I'm getting concerned.
don't want to sound judgy but he is a stoner and also hides things.. it sounds like this person is in trouble and if he is not honest and tells you he wants to get his **** together so you can help him, he might not be worthy of your time..
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Does he smell of weed when he comes out? Given what you said, I would imagine he's having a joint. Especially given that he goes when it gets onto emotionally sensitive topics.
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He doesn't really smell of weed, but the type of weed he smokes doesnt seem to be that smelly tbh! And surely if we are at a restaurant, if he smoked a joint the smoke alarm would go off?
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Quick fap or shagging someone in bathroom.
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Why on earth would someone masturbate in a restaurant bathroom.
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Why on earth would someone masturbate in a restaurant bathroom.
You should try it yourself. Masturbating and getting it out the way makes the rest of the date much more enjoyable.
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Doing a ****
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Danger ****
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A ****.

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Quick fap or shagging someone in bathroom.
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Quick fap or shagging someone in bathroom.
How many dupes do you have? :lol:
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Could have OCD and is obsessively washing his hands?
Just throwing a curveball.
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(Original post by Anonymous)
tl;dr: Boyfriend disappears into bathroom on dates, won't tell me what he is doing in there. Super weird & shifty facial expressions when he emerges. Am I being paranoid?

My boyfriend is a stoner, he currently smokes around 6 joints a day (probably more at the weekends) and has admitted to doing opium, LSD and cocaine in the past. He also uses MDMA semi-regularly. I'm not a drug user at all.

Recently, I've noticed that we'll be out on a date, and sometimes if we're talking and the conversation veers onto a sensitive or emotional subject, he will get a funny look on his face and run to the bathroom. He will then be in there for AGES. And I mean forever - WAY longer than it takes to pee/poop or whatever. Around 35 minutes usually.

When he emerges he always has a really guilty look on his face like he's done something terrible, but I have no idea what it is. I used to think he was perhaps pooping and had an IBS type problem but I know if this was the case he would tell me. Now when he does this, I go on WhatsApp and look at his online status and he doesn't even come online. For someone who is permanently on WhatsApp when he has his hands free and has admitted he frequently texts on the toilet, this is pretty unusual, which leads me to think he's doing something which uses his hands and wouldn't allow him to text simultaneously.

I've asked him why he takes so long in there and if everything is ok, but he doesn't give me any explanation. I'm super confused and don't want to keep haranguing him, but at the same time his behaviour is seriously weird and I'm getting concerned.
He is perhaps taking cocaine, I`ve had an experience of this with an ex boyfriend in the past. He`d go into the bathroom for ages (even take his ipad) and then come out with glaring eyes. He was using his ipad as a surface to spread out the cocaine to inhale- and the bathroom gave him privacy so I would not know.

As a word of advice, it generally gets worse so I`d be pretty careful before you start investing more into this relationship!
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Why don't you just go into the men's toilets and find him?
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TBF your BF sounds dodgy as ****. Why are you actually with him?
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He is perhaps taking cocaine, I`ve had an experience of this with an ex boyfriend in the past. He`d go into the bathroom for ages (even take his ipad) and then come out with glaring eyes. He was using his ipad as a surface to spread out the cocaine to inhale- and the bathroom gave him privacy so I would not know.

As a word of advice, it generally gets worse so I`d be pretty careful before you start investing more into this relationship!
How did you find out what he was doing?
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