So I've bought a Bonsai tree...Watch
here are a few suggestions for names:
I'm no lib dem but I think Nigel is an excellent name for my tree, kinda like a Jeffery, a normal name with a hidden potential.
It cost £8.99 from a garden centre chain shop called Rivendell, it looks a lot bigger in the photo than it is. When I'm on my computer I'll post another better picture for scale.