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Morning!

So because I am a bit rusty with maths, I am looking for a new recruit to help me win a field medal and discover something brand new in the world of maths.

For you to be considered you'll need:

A*A* in Maths and add. maths GCSE
Taking maths, further maths, and further further maths
Be considered by Oxbridge at the age of 16

If anyone feels they fit this bill, write on this thread a 100 word application as to why I should take you on.

Let's do this
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Nice meme
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Brb writing my app for a tsr no-lifer
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Hi I'd like to be considered for this position.

I sexually identify as graph paper. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sorting over the grid drawing beautiful graphs on math homework. People say to me that a person being graph paper is impossible and I'm a complete idiot but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon tattoo rows, columns and 3 hole punches on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Grid" and respect my right to draw graphs and solve equations. If you can't accept me you're a papyrophobe and need to check your graphing privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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(Original post by Chunkeh)
Hi I'd like to be considered for this position.

I sexually identify as graph paper. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sorting over the grid drawing beautiful graphs on math homework. People say to me that a person being graph paper is impossible and I'm a complete idiot but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon tattoo rows, columns and 3 hole punches on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Grid" and respect my right to draw graphs and solve equations. If you can't accept me you're a papyrophobe and need to check your graphing privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
CHECK YOUR WHITE GRAPH PAPER PRIVILEGE

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(Original post by Chunkeh)
Hi I'd like to be considered for this position.

I sexually identify as graph paper. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sorting over the grid drawing beautiful graphs on math homework. People say to me that a person being graph paper is impossible and I'm a complete idiot but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon tattoo rows, columns and 3 hole punches on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Grid" and respect my right to draw graphs and solve equations. If you can't accept me you're a papyrophobe and need to check your graphing privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
That's more than 100 words.
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That's more than 100 words.
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