ii) "Why do you suppose the questions are soo long? Is a showy display of the nasty examiners ability to string impossibly long and inconrehensible stentences together in an attempt to discourage you before the essay as even begun?"
In you answer, you must refer to the French Revolution, and its subsequent impact of the liberation of Ubeqizan's illegally imported Russian ikon culture...
iii) Did Richard II own a scooter? [1 mark]
(Time limit = 20 mins.)