The Purple Kingdom

In the purple kingdom there are trees but no flowers, grass but no lawns, there are no colours but theres green, no people but theres kiddies, sleet but no snow - what else is there in the purple kingdom?

books but no pages, floors but no ceilings, cool but no warm

Why are you called Kokopops?!

kittens but no cats, puppies but no dogs....


we dont call it purple kingdom, coz there is no purple and no kingdom, we call it wibble wobble land (well...it has to be something land, country etc)

there is also a cheshire cat, he smiles.... and a fat lady in a stripey dress who sings everyday "hit me baby one more time" by britney spears, Its really very exciting.

You know whats even more amusing in the purple kingdom? The crazy person who runs through the little cobblestone streets in a straightjacket and rainbow hair yelling "The truth shall set you free! My brother is the governator!"

meh, this thread is going to get deleted.

There are little cobblestone streets but there is no crazy person in a straightjacket.

there are books but no reading, there's no music..., there's no crying, u can only be happy

see hes running past koko right now...

but no one can laugh or smile. theres sleep with no dreaming, darkness and no light

Just a question white witch... Crystal Meth or Eccs?

Eccs (what is that neway???)