First time visiting massage parlour. What can I expect?

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This place is really rated, the women are really beautiful and quite flexible but turn away any guy who smells bad or is generally really gross.
I know because I have three friends that go when they have good money and i've never heard anything bad.

But the thing is unlike them i'm generally quite shy and would be a bit nervous. Is it normal to be nervous the first time?

For anyone with good experience - I'm just not sure, do I go in and tell them there what it is that I want to do. Or is there time for a little bit of sexy talk, kissing, caressing etc to get me going?
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You go in, get a message. It finishes, then you leave.
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(Original post by Te346)
Or is there time for a little bit of sexy talk, kissing, caressing etc to get me going?
Are you going to a massage parlour or a brothel? Bit of a difference in how you should act

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its not one them porn movies im afraid
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Best advice - don't expect anything you've seen on Pornhub.
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lol ok guys, I meant parlours of the x-rated variety. No ones heard them being referred to them as such? Really :confused:. I don't like using the word brothel or whorehouse, it always seems a bit unfair and demeaning to the women that work there.
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Erm I always thought they looked depressing
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Just do your business and get out of there, surely you know what to expect:dontknow:

The place I went to gave me some beers first, then a bunch of women came out (so I could choose who was gonna massage me).

After that, the girl took me to a room and did the deed.
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The only way you're getting a happy ending is if the place has a "models and massage" sign above it, and has a big albanian dude take $50 off you when you go in.
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For a start they are illegal so if you get caught your getting a criminal record.
But to answer your question, they know what they are doing id imagine. Let them do it

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lol ok guys, I meant parlours of the x-rated variety. No ones heard them being referred to them as such? Really :confused:. I don't like using the word brothel or whorehouse, it always seems a bit unfair and demeaning to the women that work there.
I'm not sure if you're serious.
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For a start they are illegal so if you get caught your getting a criminal record.
But to answer your question, they know what they are doing id imagine. Let them do it

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Well they even have a website and numerous branches, with all the rates, specialities etc listed like a freakin franchise lol So if you're right, i'm not sure what legal loophole they're using but as a service, it must be legit in it's own right, surely.
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Just do your business and get out of there, surely you know what to expect:dontknow:

The place I went to gave me some beers first, then a bunch of women came out (so I could choose who was gonna massage me).

After that, the girl took me to a room and did the deed.
How did you break the ice, was it just like "yeah, let's try facesitting, i've never done that before", or"jump in the shower with me".

Do they all just stand there in a line and stare at your face when you pick? That seems so awkward to me. Was thinking of inviting them to my house when my parents are out at a wedding this weekend, to avoid all that hastle choosing etc. I have an en-suite bathroom and a decent collection of wines and single malts down in my dads bar might as well make use of that.
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How did you break the ice, was it just like "yeah, let's try facesitting, i've never done that before", or"jump in the shower with me".

Do they all just stand there and stare at your face when you pick? That seems so awkward to me. Was thinking of inviting them to my house when my parents are out, to avoid all that hastle choosing etc. I have an en-suite bathroom and a decent collection of wines and single malts might as well make use of that.
Spat my protein shake all over the monitor.
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Spat my protein shake all over the monitor.
No seriously, technically it's not my collection, but he has a really good collection of wine and even some of those fancy johnnie walker blends.

I've only had one gf and back in school we used to sneak a shot here and there without any finding out. I'm sure I can manage it again.
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its not one them porn movies im afraid
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Best advice - don't expect anything you've seen on Pornhub.
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The only way you're getting a happy ending is if the place has a "models and massage" sign above it, and has a big albanian dude take $50 off you when you go in.

dem feels when you think it is going to be Mia Malkova and it turns out to be some 6ft Serbian guy ffs.
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Errr visiting prostitutes, that's just wrong


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No seriously, technically it's not my collection, but he has a really good collection of wine and even some of those fancy johnnie walker blends.

I've only had one gf and back in school we used to sneak a shot here and there without any finding out. I'm sure I can manage it again.
I don't think they want wine. They want money but hey ya never know

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Errr visiting prostitutes, that's just wrong


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Why? Wrong relative to what?
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I don't think they want wine. They want money but hey ya never know

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They will get money and wine and even a bit of dank if they want.
They might just be call girls but still there's nothing wrong with treating a lady right if she's in your company plus i've got tonnes of pocket money saved up so that's not an issue

Would be a good change having a woman that knows how to work it and not some stupid girl that just lays there and then complains to all your friends you're bad at sex if you break up.

I've decided to do this :cool:
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