Whats your all time best "quote"Watch
"There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those that don't"
'its funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hilarious.'
'shitzu. a small dog, or a zoo with no animals?'
'before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.'
"God does not play dice" - A Einstein
"God is obscene and not worthy of worship" - M Wiles
"I want Brokklyn Christened, but we don't know into what reilgion yet" - D Beckham
"An increasing number of our imports are coming from overseas" - GW Bush
"Religion is the neurosis of mankind" - S Freud
Vorsprung durch Technik - Audi
For all the people in the middle east
'Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you're just screwing yourself'
'you're as old as the women you feel'
Im not looking to cause offence / annoyance or anything else but what happens if I want to feel like I am 12 again???
SERIOUSLY, I am sorry for the comment but it was just too tempting.
Your probably right about me being sick but really don't fancy the jail thing (showers and all that).