Whats your all time best "quote" Watch

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"I am of the opinion that we would never have an energy crisis again if we could just figure out some way to harness the energy produced by the spinning motion made by Joey Ramone and Sid Vicious' graves every time someone uses the words 'punk' and 'Avril Lavigne' in the same sentence." - JSP
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"There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those that don't"
I like that one. Though had never heard it before.
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'practice makes perfect, but nobodys perfect so why bother to practice?'

'its funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hilarious.'

'****zu. a small dog, or a zoo with no animals?'

'before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.'
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"All Samaritan Women are Menstruants from the Cradle" - J Marsh

"God does not play dice" - A Einstein

"God is obscene and not worthy of worship" - M Wiles

"I want Brokklyn Christened, but we don't know into what reilgion yet" - D Beckham

"An increasing number of our imports are coming from overseas" - GW Bush

"Religion is the neurosis of mankind" - S Freud

Vorsprung durch Technik - Audi
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"shoot them all and let god sort them out"

For all the people in the middle east
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Be different. Conform
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Only God Can Judge Me - 2pac Shakur
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Pain is temporary, Pride is forever.
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now imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light
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"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well know, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised."

how ironic.
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I know there hasn't been a new post on this thread for a couple of days, but I'm at work and really bored, so thought what the hey.

'Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you're just screwing yourself'

'you're as old as the women you feel'


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'you're as old as the women you feel'

Im not looking to cause offence / annoyance or anything else but what happens if I want to feel like I am 12 again???

SERIOUSLY, I am sorry for the comment but it was just too tempting.
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Then you're a sick ****, and belong in jail.

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SORRY!!

Your probably right about me being sick but really don't fancy the jail thing (showers and all that).
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That's all right. I see what you mean about the whole jail problem. Sorry I reacted like that, but I'm having a well boring day, as I'm doing 2 weeks Work Experience, but haven't been given anything to do, so have spent the whole time on this site, hence my near constant presence in this forum.
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Im sitting in a beer garden feeling very summer-y with some mates. Nobody can be arsed to do anything but drink, talk and sunbathe therefore Im using my phone to surf while I sunbathe, drink and talk.
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You lucky b*******

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Never eat soup outside during a rainstorm - you'll never finish.
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I aint that lucky, its too hot here. Although that does mean that most of the girlies are as close to being naked as possible without actually being naked. So......yep, im a lucky b******.
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Please don't say that, I'm stuck in an office in the south of France, although at least there's aircon, and only 3 and a bit days left till I have finnished and can relax.

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