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    A guy goes to a doctor,
    doctor asks, 'what's the problem'
    he replies, 'Its my ****..Its orange'
    Doctor replies,' hhmmm...I see...what were you doing before you came here?'
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    The guy replies, 'I was watching porn and eating wotsits'
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    Did anyone here, hear of 'my hero academia' manga?
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    A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

    Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.

    Guy: No this is fun.

    Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!

    Guy: Then tell me you love me.

    Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. (Girl hugs him)

    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.

    In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
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    (Original post by mr T 999)
    A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

    Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.

    Guy: No this is fun.

    Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!

    Guy: Then tell me you love me.

    Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. (Girl hugs him)

    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.

    In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
    +1 if it's true
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    (Original post by Associativity)
    +1 if it's true
    Its not its a short story...but it could be Idk....
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    (Original post by mr T 999)
    Its not its a short story...but it could be Idk....
    Damn, I would +1 anyway but apparently I repped you too many times, sorry!
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    Anyone watching eurovision?
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    There was a blind girl who was filled with animosity and despised the world. She didn't have many friends, just a boyfriend who loved her deeply, like no one else. She always used to say that she'd marry him if she could see him. Suddenly, one day someone donated her a pair of eyes.

    And that's when she finally saw her boyfriend. She was astonished to see that her boyfriend was blind. He told her, "You can see me now, can we get married?"

    She replied, "And do what? We'd never be happy. I have my eye sight now, but you're still blind. It won't work out, I'm sorry."

    With a tear in his eye and a smile on his face, he meekly said, "I understand. I just want you to always be happy. Take care of yourself, and my eyes."
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    (Original post by mr T 999)
    With a tear in his eye and a smile on his face, he meekly said, "I understand. I just want you to always be happy. Take care of yourself, and my eyes."
    Wow that brought tears to my eyes...
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    (Original post by mr T 999)
    Anyone watching eurovision?
    And yep I was, who did you want to win?
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    But we're dancing with the demons in our minds
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    (Original post by mr T 999)
    Anyone watching eurovision?
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    (Original post by Boundless_x)
    And yep I was, who did you want to win?
    I wanted Italy to win but sweeden won ...but one thing I can't understand is how germany did not get even 1 point, I thought the song was pretty good?

    So who did you wanted to win ?
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