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Help me, I've managed to poop my pants?! watch

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    This is really embarrassing, quite disgusting and disburding at the same time ... but I'm sat at the back of my lecture at the moment. I've still got another hour to go through ... and I felt something wet. I know I've poop a little because it smells. I think the two girls sat next to me have noticed it.

    What should I do???

    HELLLP
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    Either get up and leave now or wait it out and then be the last to leave
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    Set your computer on fire, then the fire alarm will go off and you can leave. Guaranteed success.
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    (Original post by EatAndRevise)
    Set your computer on fire, then the fire alarm will go off and you can leave. Guaranteed success.
    Funny
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    perform 2 girls 1 cup with them
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    (Original post by Ripper Phoenix)
    perform 2 girls 1 cup with them
    Lol!
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    Have you tried pissing yourself to mask the smell?
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    LOL dat follow through.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    This is really embarrassing, quite disgusting and disburding at the same time ... but I'm sat at the back of my lecture at the moment. I've still got another hour to go through ... and I felt something wet. I know I've poop a little because it smells. I think the two girls sat next to me have noticed it.

    What should I do???

    HELLLP
    4 reals?
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    Poo yourself again, the strong smell from that will cancel out the smell from the already existing poo in your pants and then the smell will go away.

    I really hope your trousers aren't white.
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    Unscrew the chair and walk out with it
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    Wtf how does this even
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    How is this related to relationships? Is one of those girls your fwb?

    If so, you are so ****ed. And I don't mean literally.
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    If you have a phone, RING somebody who can help you out! Or make something up that you have a bowel infection and you managed to poop? I truly feel for u! I hope nobody ever experience something like this. Bless you anon ;/


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    Ohhhh dear. How did this even?!?

    Were you farting and then sharted?

    Are you unwell?
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    Troll, how could you not feel faeces trickling out your anus? And lectures aren't like classrooms, you can just get up and leave you know...
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    can you give us an update please? i want to know how this ended
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    Why is this thread still up? Did you sit in your own **** for 3 days or something?
 
 
 
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