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Sexual attraction to fruit and household items. watch

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    Is this normal behaviour? I am a 100% straight male by the way. I just get a lot of pleasure/kicks from inserting fruit and household items into my anus. For example, I use sausages, avocados, baking spoons and all sorts of items which can be inserted. It is getting a bit out of hand though as now when shopping for fruit I became REALLY aroused and horny, and end up having to masturbate in the shop toilets or something which is not pragmatic at all. Is this normal? Can it be cured? Thanks and please no rude replies I am NOT trolling this is a serious issue which I hope you can understand.
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    This is the least of your issues when your favourite TV show is Judge Judy.
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    (Original post by ArundelRanger)
    This is the least of your issues when your favourite TV show is Judge Judy.
    I have lots of problems and i need help with them all
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    What's a baking spoon?
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    Aren't you the guy who's also spontaneously racists aswell?
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    Would a sock be a household object?
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    Interesting... it wouldn't be considered normal, but I don't think i'd consider you a scary weirdo, you just have different tastes. Everyone has their thing i guess
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    Troll game is weak

    oP go get a watermelon, cut it in half, scoop out a hole roughly 4 inches in diameter, warm it in the microwave and enjoy
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    go find a nice girl that is in to that kind of stuff or try sprinkling some Tabasco up there should fix you.
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    (Original post by ILovePancakes)
    What's a baking spoon?
    Could mean a wooden spoon?

    Anyway this is a troll post me thinks but either way,...

    "Like allergies, sexual arousal may occur from anything under the sun, including the sun"
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    (Original post by New- Emperor)
    go find a nice girl that is in to that kind of stuff or try sprinkling some Tabasco up there should fix you.
    girls are gross!
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    (Original post by joey11223)
    Could mean a wooden spoon?

    Anyway this is a troll post me thinks but either way,...

    "Like allergies, sexual arousal may occur from anything under the sun, including the sun"
    But not to the extent where you want to stick it up your bum :lolwut:
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    (Original post by Mr Strong)
    girls are gross!


    I wash every day
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    (Original post by ILovePancakes)


    I wash every day
    you have cooties! boys rule girls are fools
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    (Original post by Nucleotide)
    Troll game is weak

    oP go get a watermelon, cut it in half, scoop out a hole roughly 4 inches in diameter, warm it in the microwave and enjoy
    why would i want to create another bum hole i already have one
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    Is this the same guy who had his fish stolen??
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    (Original post by Mr Strong)
    you have cooties! boys rule girls are fools
    No, I've been tested!
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    (Original post by Mr Strong)
    girls are gross!
    And you call yourself a 100% straight male....are you in denial or something?
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    (Original post by Nucleotide)
    Troll game is weak

    oP go get a watermelon, cut it in half, scoop out a hole roughly 4 inches in diameter, warm it in the microwave and enjoy
    If I've correctly understood your recommendation, 4 inches is extremely generous.
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    (Original post by Musie Suzie)
    If I've correctly understood your recommendation, 4 inches is extremely generous.
    Lool I don't really know the average diameter of a penis so I just guessed based on Experience
 
 
 
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