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How does one go about being an escort?

Anon for obvious reasons. I want to be an escort/prostitute because I am in desperate need of money. I have applied to many jobs but I never hear anything back.

So my question is how do I go about this? How do I get myself out there? No judging please.

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Original post by Anonymous
Anon for obvious reasons. I want to be an escort/prostitute because I am in desperate need of money. I have applied to many jobs but I never hear anything back.

So my question is how do I go about this? How do I get myself out there? No judging please.


Hand out pamphlets or find a pimp.
Just stand on street corners in dodgy places.
You should look at escort agencies online.
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Step 1) Wear the most revealing outfit ever.
Step 2) Stand in a dodgy street corner at night
Step 3) Keep bending over to show your rear end every time a car comes past
Step 4) If a car stops, offer to suck the guy off amongst other stuff

Caution: you may end up getting chased by some pervs/rapists who want it for free.
Original post by Anonymous
Anon for obvious reasons. I want to be an escort/prostitute because I am in desperate need of money. I have applied to many jobs but I never hear anything back.

So my question is how do I go about this? How do I get myself out there? No judging please.


Don't just turn up on a street corner, either get involved in a specific service, or organise with one of your own friends to look out for you as your own pimp. It's a really dangerous thing to do by yourself, be careful.
Alright, anon.

I am tired of the over glorification of prostitution. If you feel that it somehow "liberates" you then okay but if you're only doing it as a last resort, which is what it seems like to me, then you need to think long and clear about what you're doing. The fact that you don't even know where to start tells me that you don't have a clue about what you're getting yourself in to. I would also like to point out that even though there are the "suxually liberated" few, most prostitutes aren't prostitutes by choice, it is either drug addiction, debts or trafficking that leads them to such dire straits. Just, think things through a little bit more before you sell yourself.

Yours sincerely,
JM
Original post by Anonymous
Anon for obvious reasons. I want to be an escort/prostitute because I am in desperate need of money. I have applied to many jobs but I never hear anything back.

So my question is how do I go about this? How do I get myself out there? No judging please.

As you wish to be an escort, google escort agencies and talk to them about joining. You'll be given protection etc and it'll be 60/40 split with 40% going to them and 60% going to you. Build up a client base and become an independent and get 100%.

Escorting isn't about sex, it's about companionship.
Original post by tehFrance
As you wish to be an escort, google escort agencies and talk to them about joining. You'll be given protection etc and it'll be 60/40 split with 40% going to them and 60% going to you. Build up a client base and become an independent and get 100%.

Escorting isn't about sex, it's about companionship.

It's almost always about dirty, sweaty sex.
Applying through an escort agency is a much safer bet OP
Wonder how long it will take for somone to say "pm me"

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The only problem is escort agencies want women who look like models, with big breasts, big butts etc. My body isn't that sexy, so now I'm thinking on street prostitution? But maybe I'll do it discretely so i dont get caught by coppers?
Don't know why TSR can't be a good place to start, you'll build up more clients here lol
Original post by Anonymous
The only problem is escort agencies want women who look like models, with big breasts, big butts etc. My body isn't that sexy, so now I'm thinking on street prostitution? But maybe I'll do it discretely so i dont get caught by coppers?


Please be careful, street work is very dangerous. I would suggest getting in touch with the English Collective of Prostitutes and/or the Sex Workers Open University - they can point you in the direction of information about how to set up safely, how to find a safe and supportive health clinic (this is a significant issue for many doing sex work), what your legal rights are (hint: not many), etc, etc.
Lots of idiots, handing out ironic, sh*t advice as usual here. Anon: search for "English Collective of Prostitutes" - they are a kind of union for women who choose to work in the sex business, and there are many intelligent people/ good resources. Start there.


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PM Vixen47. She will know about this.
I don't think that this is a genuine worry.
However if it is then I will give you this advice: don't do it.
It is not a last resort as there are always other options.
Not only is prostitution illegal it is also very dangerous.
I would heavily recommend revisiting your options and looking for another way.
If you need support I would suggest calling Samaritans, they don't judge and will only offer support.
Original post by Anonymous
The only problem is escort agencies want women who look like models, with big breasts, big butts etc. My body isn't that sexy, so now I'm thinking on street prostitution? But maybe I'll do it discretely so i dont get caught by coppers?


By the way Anon, street prostitution is the Mother of bad ideas! You will get chewed up and destroyed out there. Better: find a photographer and offer to do a photoshoot for free in exchange for prints. Now you have decent pictures, create a profile in AdultWork and begin your new career.


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Original post by Anonymous
Anon for obvious reasons. I want to be an escort/prostitute because I am in desperate need of money. I have applied to many jobs but I never hear anything back.

So my question is how do I go about this? How do I get myself out there? No judging please.


Walk out onto the street and shake it.
Original post by Anonymous
The only problem is escort agencies want women who look like models, with big breasts, big butts etc. My body isn't that sexy, so now I'm thinking on street prostitution? But maybe I'll do it discretely so i dont get caught by coppers?

Don't do street work, you'll end up dead. Go to an agency and see what happens.

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