Amsterdam has no clubbing scene?? That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
Been living there 2 years; Melkweg, Brasil, Sinners, Escape, Ministry, Panama... these are a few of the ones I like, but there are loads of clubs in Amsterdam. There aren't as many as in London, but come on - Amsterdam's population is about 800,000 compared to London's gazillion.
Paradiso is where all the tourists go for some reason. Don't really like the djs. I generally avoid that place unless there is a live show that I wanna see. But everyone has their personal preferences.
What is Fabric like?