Talking of incompetents: Yesterday, James has to shout at an some idiots taking the LMBC tub out. neither of the two in the coxes seat had lifejackets. It must have confused the hell out of them as well, to have rowing instructions shouted at them from a 'river gypsy' on a 'barge'!
And earlier the same day, an incomptent St Ives IV nearly got themselves killed by swerving onto the wrong side of the river, for no reason that we could see, in front of our narrowboat. Luckily, by going hard astern, we were able to avoid sinking them and breaking their boat...