Does anybody else despise people named John?

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I just hate people named John the name just sends anger through my body. Even when I was younger there was this **** John who was a piece of ****.

All Johns are ****.


All John's should be beaten and Fed nothing but salt and water
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Remind me of Katie Hopkins :P
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Let me guess.... Your girlfriend ditched you for someone called John?
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This would be a better punishment for John: http://images.rapgenius.com/dul9lg9f....600x295x1.jpg

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Just write them a dear John
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Lucky there are no no Johns here then...*tugs collar* :innocent:
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(Original post by agentawesome)
Lucky there are no no Johns here then...*tugs collar* :innocent:
Oh no you not called John are you?
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(Original post by yeti8)
Oh no you not called John are you?
Lets just hypothetically say if my name could be technically pronounced as "John" what would that theoretically mean?
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He's called JohnName:  image.jpg
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Size:  60.6 KBso no I don't hate John's 😊😊😊
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(Original post by agentawesome)
Lets just hypothetically say if my name could be technically pronounced as "John" what would that theoretically mean?
What?

You either called John or not.
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Thanks douchebag.
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(Original post by arfah)
He's called JohnName:  image.jpg
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Size:  60.6 KBso no I don't hate John's 😊😊😊
He looks like a weak annoying ****.

I could beat his ass anyday.
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(Original post by yeti8)
What?

You either called John or not.
Lets say, for arguments sake, my name is spelled J-O-H-N and is pronounced, how you would say, "John", what would be my punishment?
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Some of my favourite people are called John, like this chap.

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It's James for me. I've yet to meet a James who isn't a complete dork/*******
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(Original post by TornadoGR4)
It's James for me. I've yet to meet a James who isn't a complete dork/*******

I've yet to meet a james who isn't ginger.
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(Original post by yeti8)
He looks like a weak annoying ****.

I could beat his ass anyday.
John Abraham is HOT 😐😐😐😍😘Name:  image.jpg
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Anyway I prefer to be called Jon then "Jonny" , I hate that name with a vengeance.
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Lets say, for arguments sake, my name is spelled J-O-H-N and is pronounced, how you would say, "John", what would be my punishment?
You deserve to be tied to a train track and poked with a stick while being spat at.
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(Original post by yeti8)
You deserve to be tied to a train track and poked with a stick while being spat at.
And have blue paint poured over them?
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