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I used to be the most popular person in university. I had the most amazing friends and a partner.

It all changed when I was outside with my partner, and as we were walking, I saw the most beautiful thing that mankind has ever created. I instantly fell on my knees and cried so hard.

My partner asked if I was ok, and I begged for us to inside. We went inside and I started picking things out and then, I bought a plastic bag that had a big Lidl label on it.

Since then, I invested my time on shopping in Lidl. Lidl is my life, my best friend, my soulmate.

My partner was getting jealous, because I was spending my time with the long, juicy cucumber in Lidl.

Eventually, I abandoned my friends and partner. They gave up, and cut ties with me.

Now, I'm in need of new friends.

Do you want to be friends with me?

Please? :frown:


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Original post by I shop in Lidl
I used to be the most popular person in university. I had the most amazing friends and a partner.

It all changed when I was outside with my partner, and as we were walking, I saw the most beautiful thing that mankind has ever created. I instantly fell on my knees and cried so hard.

My partner asked if I was ok, and I begged for us to inside. We went inside and I started picking things out and then, I bought a plastic bag that had a big Lidl label on it.

Since then, I invested my time on shopping in Lidl. Lidl is my life, my best friend, my soulmate.

My partner was getting jealous, because I was spending my time with the long, juicy cucumber in Lidl.

Eventually, I abandoned my friends and partner. They gave up, and cut ties with me.

Now, I'm in need of new friends.

Do you want to be friends with me?

Please? :frown:


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I will be your friend but I'm afraid I have a shocking secret... :colonhash:











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Wtf did I just read?:lolwut:
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It sounds like you've found a new religion lol
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Original post by TheWaffle
I will be your friend but I'm afraid I have a shocking secret... :colonhash:











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Lidl will give you a better bargain.


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Original post by starlight82
It sounds like you've found a new religion lol


Can we be friends? I think you're pretty <3


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Original post by I shop in Lidl
Can we be friends? I think you're pretty <3


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Maybe you need to go to Lidl and look for glasses :blush:
Original post by I shop in Lidl
Lidl will give you a better bargain.


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Aldi is better than lidl
:h:
Il be your friend.
Why Lidl?
Original post by starlight82
Maybe you need to go to Lidl and look for glasses :blush:


I can see perfectly clear :wink:

So cute with nice, lovely cheeks


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Original post by toonervoustotalk
Aldi is better than lidl
:h:
Il be your friend.


Aldi doesn't do it for me :frown:

Yaay!!! Friends ^_^


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Original post by jedanselemyia
Why Lidl?


Because, Lidl gave me another chance to be the person that I've always wanted to be :'D


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Original post by I shop in Lidl
Aldi doesn't do it for me :frown:

Yaay!!! Friends ^_^


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So what are you up too?
Original post by I shop in Lidl
Because, Lidl gave me another chance to be the person that I've always wanted to be :'D


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So... you work there?
Try lidls lol see what I did there.
Original post by I shop in Lidl
I can see perfectly clear :wink:

So cute with nice, lovely cheeks


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Smooth talker lol. Fine, one can never have too many friends :h:
http://rentafriend.com/
Original post by starlight82
Smooth talker lol. Fine, one can never have too many friends :h:


Not OP but i agree
Original post by toonervoustotalk
Not OP but i agree


About not having too many friends? Glad you agree :redface:

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