Girlfriend troubles.

did you know it was her twin or was it an honest mistake? 2 wrongs dont make a right

I smell a troll

Ha ha, hilarious ....

piss-take.. :troll:

A troll? what you talking about lol

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Anonymous #1

OP

Of course I knew it was her twin... I was going for the second most ultimate combo ever, the twins. The best combo being mother-daughter.

joke thread i swear

Surely the best combo ever would be mother and twins! lol. If you knew who it was then you have no excuse lol

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This kind of reminds me of the time I had an orgy with identical octuplets. We did all this CRAZY stuff with excrement- like we'd all c rap on each other while simultaneously pleasuring ourselves. It was a great night, I tell you. But I was sort of upset by one of them sleeping with my siamese twin, who was asleep at the time of the orgy. As you can imagine, it all ended in a lot of unecessary hurt. But I still remember those halcyon days of wild sex and riding crops (one of which I still keep in my cupboard). As they say, all good things must come to and end. I only wish I could have given the girls more than twenty four anal multiple orgasms. It was SAVAGE.

Reply 12

In other words you're saying he is right to do what he did

Reply 13

Yes that is exactly what I am saying

Reply 14

is this just a way for you to post random sex stories?

It's a JOKE.

Anonymous

Basically, me and my girlfriend have been together for, maybe like 6 months now... getting pretty serious, at uni together, having mad wild crazy sex every night (tis good) but recently something happened which I need some help with. I say this because she really lets me take control, does basically whatever I want, all guys need a girl like her... just uses her body to pleasure me with no concern for herself!

Anyway, I really really like her... but she went and slept with my (now ex-) best mate. However, on the same night I hooked up with her identical twin sister and screwed her brains out. She was every bit as good, and had different techniques and positions in her arsenal (arse being the relevant syllable :biggrin:

) which meant I had a great night. I was well wasted at the time, but don't really regret it. Surely since they're identical twins I can be excused whereas my gf is just a slut?

totally agree with you, I mean, who could tell apart identical twins, besides they're the same anyway so it doesn't count as cheating, these sorts of things happen everyday.
I think you should persuade your girlfriend and her sister to have threesome, I 'm sure she'll agree since she sounds like a right slut, your mate could join in too.

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Yes, I want the world to know of my exciting and ultimately very true sexual adventures. As a libertarian, I think the idea of sexual liberation cannot be stressed enough in modern society. I urge others, in fact, to seek out nymphomaniac octuplets, or indeed twins (like our good friend Anonymous) and to engage in rampant, frenzied fornication.

Reply 18

lol i know it was a joke but it does say make it suitable for people of all ages...

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