Most unbelievable story you believed as a child?

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Mine was probably when one of my friends told me that if you cut your leg and the blood running down your leg reaches your ankle you'd die :rofl:
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Some fat guy would break into the house once a year to eat our food and leave things behind.
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That my parents loved me....






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When I was little my mum told me that cadbury eggs are real eggs covered in chocolate .. I believed her for years
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That the sky in Germany was always dark red symbolising evil due to the nazis hahaha. I also believed that pre colour on TV when everything was black and white, that real life was black and white back then.
Don't judge men I was a stupid child hahah
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Because I didn't enjoy going to the toilet when I was little, I would hold it in and my mum told me if I didn't go it would come out of my mouth, that scared the life out of me.
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That married people lived happily ever after.
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If I swallowed an apple seed, an apple tree would grow in my stomach
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(Original post by A5ko)
That my parents loved me....






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Your last few one liners have sucked.
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That God exists.

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That God is real and that religion exists to benefit humanity
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That Australians use koala bears as bike locks -_-
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(Original post by Adipoptosis)
Your last few one liners have sucked.
Thank god no ones keeping count!
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(Original post by A5ko)
Thank god no ones keeping count!
I always read your posts though. If its says A5ko I stop scrolling down and have a read. Stop letting me down.
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My dentist told me if i ate sweets again i'd die, i took the risk anyway and ate them a week later
My mum left a frame with a message supposedly from an angel under my pillow when i lost my tooth, and i believed it was really from an angel and i was showing it to everyone telling them that
a friend told me beetles like to go inside your ear, later on i found out ladybugs were beetles, and i never touched them again
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(Original post by Adipoptosis)
I always read your posts though. If its says A5ko I stop scrolling down and have a read. Stop letting me down.
EXIT :creep: <--- Me
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Whenever it rained, I used to think God was crying because I did something to upset him
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that my dad had the power to give me hayfever and take it away.... seriously though i'd start sneezing and sniffling after he did whatever he did
and my dad also told me if i talk in the lift it'll break down

thanks dad
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The apple seeds one :lol:

(Original post by ImNotReallyMe)
My dentist told me if i ate sweets again i'd die, i took the risk anyway and ate them a week later
Utility of sweets > risk of death? I concur
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That Lucozade and Red Bull were medicines and I'd get ill if I drank them :rofl:
The apple seed one of course
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