new research released by University of Zurich! Penis length DOESN'T matter

In news that will surely disappoint the well-endowed citizens of North Dakota, all 47 of them, a new study has found that unlike Godzilla taglines, size doesn’t matter. Researchers at the University of Zurich, Switzerland’s sexiest party college, polled 105 women to “investigate how relevant women consider single aspects of penile appearance to be,” according to Mic.The findings, published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, include a ranking of “importance of eight penile aspects.” Here they are, from most to least necessary:

1. Importance of general cosmetic appearance
2. Importance of appearance of pubic hair
3. Importance of penile skin
4. Importance of penile girth
5. Importance of shape of glans
6. Importance of penile length
7. Importance of appearance of scrotum
8. Importance of position and shape of meatus

To these women, the perfect penis is girthful and well groomed, and possibly circumcised. The length and scrotum don’t matter so much as never saying the word “meatus.” Ever.

"A girthy penis is more important than a thin long penis"

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cheers.

Reply 1

GnomeMage

SOS : http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33613781

Reply 2

whatisthis47

Well duh you don't need a study to tell you that - just ask any woman who's had a lot of penises of different sizes (e.g. moi :perv:

) and we'll say that girth is way more important than length. :sexface:

Huge penises aren't fun anyway, especially when it comes to oral sex. I like average, or a bit bigger than average. That's perfect. :drool:

Reply 3

navarre

Regardless of studies like this, penis size affects how men look at themselves and at other men. I don't think any study will stop men looking up to those with big willies, and feeling superior to those smaller than them.