Why is he acting like such a knob?

My flatmate likes to put me down; I can never understand why he does it. For example, yesterday a girl I know messaged me on facebook, so he put pictures of me naked up in facebook 10 mins later. The same day, I asked him to trim my hair, he completely ****ed it up; and now he is insistant that he will fix it, but rather he is just trimming more and more off. I am now almost bald, pretty depressed about it (as I have to go to uni on monday) and it looks really ****e. Looks like I have come out of a holocaust concentration camp.

He has found out that a girl I used to like is on the same course as him, and I have a feeling he is going to bitch about me to her

Every time theres a photo of me taken that is ****, he always sticks it up. He is starting to really annoy me. I don't understand why he is like this.

Reply 1

Overmars

17

How does he have a photo of you naked :confused:

Reply 2

Profesh

20

Kill him.

Reply 3

Dutchmeister

Synergetic

How does he have a photo of you naked :confused:

My question exactly.

Reply 4

Misogynist

18

Do the milk sprinkling trick in his room, firstly.

Secondly, err, Why does he have a naked picture of you?

Reply 5

Nix!

11

Profesh

Kill him.

I agree with the pompous one.

Nuke him from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Reply 6

Nix!

11

Why

Secondly, err, Why does he have a naked picture of you?

Isn't it obvious? :rolleyes:

They were obviously practicing a dance around the maypole and a wild ferret somehow managed to strip, steal and photograph the OP at his most vunerable.

Sometimes the most obvious answer is the correct one.

Reply 7

foxo

17

Nix!

Isn't it obvious? :rolleyes:

They were obviously practicing a dance around the maypole and a wild ferret somehow managed to strip, steal and photograph the OP at his most vunerable.

In the woods there grew a tree
And a fine fine tree was he

And on that tree there was a limb
And on that limb there was a branch
And on that branch there was a nest
And in that nest there was an egg
And in that egg there was a bird
And from that bird a feather came
And of that feather was
A bed

And on that bed there was a girl
And on that girl there was a man
And from that man there was a seed
And from that seed there was a boy
And from that boy there was a man
And for that man there was a grave
From that grave there grew
A tree

My point being, if you kill him, he'll come back as a tree and seek his revenge.

Reply 8

Anonymous #1

OP

Synergetic

How does he have a photo of you naked :confused:

Long story, he broke into the shower ages ago (our lock is **** - can be bypassed with a 2P coin), took snaps and has them on his comp (I have since deleted them whilst he's been out)....

Things hit rock bottom for a month, but then he stopped being a knob and we got along (dismissed it as usual flat mate problems). He is starting to act like a knob again, dunno why the hell he does it.

Reply 9

Misogynist

18

foxo

In the woods there grew a tree
And a fine fine tree was he

And on that tree there was a limb
And on that limb there was a branch
And on that branch there was a nest
And in that nest there was an egg
And in that egg there was a bird
And from that bird a feather came
And of that feather was
A bed

And on that bed there was a girl
And on that girl there was a man
And from that man there was a seed
And from that seed there was a boy
And from that boy there was a man
And for that man there was a grave
From that grave there grew
A tree

My point being, if you kill him, he'll come back as a tree and seek his revenge.

This deserves to be posted in the fabled 'Failed artist' society

Reply 10

Nix!

11

foxo

My point being, if you kill him, he'll come back as a tree and seek his revenge.

Yes, we all must beware the wiley oak.

I hear its bark is bigger than its bite though.

Reply 11

foxo

17

Why

This deserves to be posted in the fabled 'Failed artist' society

You ought to tell that to Anthony Shaffer. :p:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070917/

Reply 12

FadedJade

15

OP are you the guy who posted the story a while ago about him actually taking the pictures?

Reply 13

Jennybean

13

foxo

In the woods there grew a tree
And a fine fine tree was he

And on that tree there was a limb
And on that limb there was a branch
And on that branch there was a nest
And in that nest there was an egg
And in that egg there was a bird
And from that bird a feather came
And of that feather was
A bed

And on that bed there was a girl
And on that girl there was a man
And from that man there was a seed
And from that seed there was a boy
And from that boy there was a man
And for that man there was a grave
From that grave there grew
A tree

My point being, if you kill him, he'll come back as a tree and seek his revenge.

Gah don't freak me out! I only just got over it after watching that film on my own in the flat last week. OP I would just confront him, sounds like he's jealous to be honest with you. Jealous and insecure. Just say that you don't want to sound like a killjoy and you do find his sense of humour funny for the most part but that sometimes he takes it too far and it's not fair to **** up your chances with this girl. If he won't stop being a **** then you'll have to be one step ahead of him. Delete any rubbish pictures of you that he could get his hands on, prevent him getting into the bathroom when you're in there by putting something heavy behind the door, and most of all, never let anyone you know likes to act like a cock go anywhere near your hair!

Reply 14

Anthonyjm71

9

foxo

You ought to tell that to Anthony Shaffer. :p:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070917/

fasinating quotation foxo :p:

Reply 15

Purple

18

If you have problems with him why let him cut your hair?

Reply 16

Hanzing

13

This guy is obviously putting you down in a sad attempt to make himself fell better, that or he is jelous of you. Either way his acting like a royal jerk and you dont deserve it. I would suggest maybe talking bout it with him, but If you dont feel like it would have any effect, or make it worse maybe you could confide in your other housemates and see what they think?
He may think that these things are one big joke and that you arent bothered by it so maybe its time to make sure he knows it does.

Reply 17

Overmars

17

Anonymous

Long story, he broke into the shower ages ago (our lock is **** - can be bypassed with a 2P coin), took snaps and has them on his comp (I have since deleted them whilst he's been out)....

I have some immature friends, and I can comprehend how far some 'jokes' can go but, seriously, he's crossed the line.

He's got issues - I don't know why you'd let him cut your hair etc. Is he your only flatmate? If not, without ignoring him, just try to drift away and make friends with the others.

Reply 18

Lizj

10

Sounds to me like he is bullying you. Deal with him as you would any bully - stand up to him and don't let him know that he is getting to you. And certainly don't let him near you with scissors! Go to a decent barbers and get your hair sorted, get maintenance to put a proper lock on the door.
You don't have to put up with this crap.

Reply 19

bunthulhu

14

For a start, don't let him near your head with scissors, if you don't like him that should be fairly obvious.

Other than that, yes he does sound like a knob who enjoys pestering you. If you ignore him he'll probably get bored.

Why is he acting like such a knob?

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