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I just stole my flatmate's chocolate - AMA

I have no regrets.

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Cadbury?
:shock:

How do you sleep at night?
Reply 3
Original post by ellie0497
Cadbury?


Kit Kat. Three of them.
Why would you take the gift of chocolate away from them?
Why haven't you reported the theft to the police?

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Original post by driftawaay
Kit Kat. Three of them.


BADASS! Criminal record yet?
Original post by driftawaay
I have no regrets.


May God have mercy on your soul.

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Reply 8
Original post by Puddles the Monkey
:shock:

How do you sleep at night?


I don't, I usually sleep during the day these days, my sleep pattern is ****ed. Uni needs to start already
Reply 9
Original post by driftawaay
I have no regrets.


Damn it feels good to be a gangsta'
Original post by driftawaay
I don't, I usually sleep during the day these days, my sleep pattern is ****ed. Uni needs to start already


Maybe if you didn't steal chocolate you'd get a good nights sleep :wink: The caffeine and sugar keeps you up!
Reply 11
Original post by AnotherPoet
Why would you take the gift of chocolate away from them?


I moved in in June and it's been in the cupboard since then. Its not even the cupboard my flatmate uses, so I was thinking maybe its a left over from a previous flatmate.. in any case she hasnt eaten it in 1,5 months and Im moving out in a few days and will never see her again so it isnt awkward if its her chocolate and she notices its gone. Plus shes a nasty bitch, she has never taken out the trash since i've been here and i always have to clean up after her in the kitchen, so this is my revenge on her
Original post by driftawaay
Kit Kat. Three of them.


Will you replace them? :colonhash:
Reply 13
Original post by She-Ra
Will you replace them? :colonhash:


Hell no, bitch has to pay for my cleaning services somehow
You don't deserve chocolate.
Jokes on you, you're gonna get fat :biggrin:
Reply 16
Original post by ImNotReallyMe
Jokes on you, you're gonna get fat :biggrin:


I have an otherwise healthy diet, I actually hadnt eaten chocolate for months before this incident
thief goals
Why didnt you give me one of the kitkat:colonhash:
Reply 19
Original post by driftawaay
I have no regrets.


Reported.

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