Man Met students on the whole, tend to smell. they don't brush their teeth or comb their hair. they like to eat figs and kittens, and they speak in a strange language.
University of Manchester students suffer from insomnia and post strange messages on message boards which potential UoM students read and think WTF? Every UoM student is also an excellent procrastinator.
Whilst reading this:
if you thought 'WTF? this guy is wierd!' you belong at UoM
if you thought 'this guy is offensive, he really shouldnt say things like that' you dont belong at university because you are just too thick.
if you smelled yourself whilst peeling a fig, well, i think we ALL know where you belong!!
in all seriousness, it depends what course you want to study and what aspects of the subject you want to look more closely at!
anyone that takes anything before the BUT seriously and replies in a 'raaah' fasion is stupid...you have been forewarned!!