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    (Original post by Speciez99)
    you aren't listening to what i am saying
    noone is listening to what you are saying.
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    (Original post by Speciez99)
    I dont need everyone to listen and in fact i won't want everyone to listen as it would be a bit embarrassing for you if they realised what you were ignoring. You need to however learn how to take advide not just here but in life generally.
    embarrassing - being half heartedly insulted by you - i dont think so. its plain to see your an absolute ****.
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    (Original post by calumc)
    Ah, but she's eating ice cream right now! I win.
    how do u know shes not having a monster orgasm at the same time? i mean its ben and jerrys
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    (Original post by chats)
    how do u know shes not having a monster orgasm at the same time? i mean its ben and jerrys
    Well if she is, who's responsible for suggesting the ice cream?!
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    (Original post by calumc)
    Ah, but she's eating ice cream right now! I win.

    u all win

    (but i am eating ice cream - so he is good!)
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    (Original post by chats)
    how do u know shes not having a monster orgasm at the same time? i mean its ben and jerrys
    yeah good point - it is VERY good ice cream!
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    (Original post by kayB)
    yeah good point - it is VERY good ice cream!
    Ah, but it was my idea!!
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    (Original post by Speciez99)
    Wow you wasted your 700th post with that. Congratulations and why do you think this, do you have any reasons or does your meager intelligence not stretch that far? Or is the trill of posting about sexually related topics which excite you a little more than the porn you normally spend most of your days watching just a little time time consumming for you to use an common sense or logic ever. Or maybe its the people, yes talking to really people rather than yourself must be good for you, having people who seem like they are your friends must make quite a difference. Well its too bad that as much as you joke about your red gems being cool they reflect what these people think of you.
    so unneccacery to write such a long post. mate, your a loser and i dont need to spend time arguing with you.
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    (Original post by calumc)
    Ah, but it was my idea!!
    I WIN
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    (Original post by calumc)
    Ah, but it was my idea!!
    well thanks 4 the idea! but now all the ice cream is gone -no it wasnt a full tub!

    so more ideas please!
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    (Original post by Speciez99)
    truth to much to handle is it? oh im sorry
    right thats it, understand this :

    someone like you, lacking in any sort of social status whatsoever, a geek f*cking loser "dont post bad words, pm them", thought cunnilingus was "cummilingus" could never, ever offend me. now why dont you go back to your basement and continue the geek sh*t that your used to. you worthless piece of shite.
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    (Original post by endorf)
    right thats it, understand this :

    someone like you, lacking in any sort of social status whatsoever, a geek f*cking loser "dont post bad words, pm them", thought cunnilingus was "cummilingus" could never, ever offend me. now why dont you go back to your basement and continue the geek sh*t that your used to. you worthless piece of shite.
    you go girl
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    (Original post by chats)
    you go girl
    hmmm
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    (Original post by Speciez99)
    well of course you would know about social status :rolleyes: , after all you make more posts per day on this website than i do, so who is the geek now?
    If you wanted to know why i said pm them its because if you two were going to get it on i didnt want have to read posts that were the result of your thoughts after you had just wanked all over the keyboard.
    1. it wasnt even me she was "getting it one with" - not that that is even possible over the net.
    2. if when you meet a girl you think "******* over the keyboard" is the way to do things it rather further proves my point, you really are a first class ****.
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    let it go people
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    (Original post by Speciez99)
    well of course you would know about social status :rolleyes: , after all you make more posts per day on this website than i do, so who is the geek now?
    If you wanted to know why i said pm them its because if you two were going to get it on i didnt want have to read posts that were the result of your thoughts after you had just wanked all over the keyboard.
    ok - i dont like u - but that was a good comeback!!

    (sorry endorf - i had 2 say it - i luv u really!)
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    endorf has my full support
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    (Original post by endorf)
    1. it wasnt even me she was "getting it one with" - not that that is even possible over the net.
    2. if when you meet a girl you think "******* over the keyboard" is the way to do things it rather further proves my point, you really are a first class ****.

    but that was an even better reply

    *round of applause*

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    (Original post by kayB)
    but that was an even better reply

    *round of applause*

    lol she wasnt getting it on with anyone
    she just wanted to munch some ice cream :confused:
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    (Original post by Speciez99)
    mate we all know what you were doing during this post
    http://www.uk-learning.net/showpost....&postcount=338
    when you got "distracted" so don't even try and lay the blame at my door
    some people have dirtyyyyyyy minds
 
 
 
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