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    A man called Tommy is sitting in a pub one day drinking his pint. An old, geeky school friend of his (George) walks through the door and they instantly recognize each other. They greet eachother and the conversation starts:

    George: Hello, long time no see, so how's ur life been?
    Tommy: Oh, my "life" has been good, i get many women a night. What about urs?
    George: It's not that bad
    Tommy: So, have u "done it" yet?
    George: Nah not yet.
    Tommy: Really? Is it because u have a small "u no"
    George: (embarassed) Erm... yeah it's only 11 inches big
    Tommy: !?!? are you serious?
    George: Yeah, i'm telling the truth, it's only 01 inches big when it's not hard.
    Tommy: that's a 10 inch difference, u must be lying.
    George: No i'm not, i'm telling the truth.
    Tommy: That's impossible, urs is a good 3 inches bigger than mine!
    George: OMG, i didn't know you were an intersex.
    Tommy: What???

    Explain the confusion.
 
 
 
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