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    Bit of context Re: the title - I've always been a big fan of stand-up comedy. I'm generally regarded as a funny bloke IRL and I spend most of my time on TSR being either involved in witty banter or challenging myself to come up with topical gags. Most of my 8 gems were earned through making people laugh, most of them before negative reps were abolished so I was also fighting against an opposing force of evil redness

    Anyway, I've always given a thought giving stand-up a go at some point and it's always been a bit if a dream to be a successful comedian and I thought, I'm in my mid 20s now, not getting any younger, know a lot of inside knowledge about how it all works, I'm pretty good at writing jokes so I figured sod it, I'll get to writing a "routine" and when I feel like it's ready, there's a hotel near me that hosts a mobthly comedy club in which I can have a crack I've already had a little experience writing/performing my best man's speech a couple years ago and I did good tbf.


    Just wanted to give the thread title some context there. Feel free to AMA related to the above, or something entirely unrelated. Random and weird questions entirely welcome
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    Just realised I used the same emoticon three times in the OP, and it just happens to be the one that makes you look like a self-satisfied, smug ****
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    I agree you're funny, you make me laugh I'm glad you're embracing it.

    What's your fave joke? I know there will be many but pick one.
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    when is murder right
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    TL;DR
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    Why would someone shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane :holmes: ?
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    (Original post by iSerendipity)
    What's your fave joke? I know there will be many but pick one.
    The biggest joke is when he looks in the mirror, amirite
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    (Original post by TornadoGR4)
    The biggest joke is when he looks in the mirror, amirite
    :rofl:

    I think I'm going to like this thread :mmm:
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    What's the DEAL with airline food?

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    What's the DEAL with airline food?

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    Shuddup
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    (Original post by somemightsay888)
    Why would someone shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane :holmes: ?
    It doesn't matter who they are, what matters is their plan...

    What would happen if I took off your mask?

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    What's the DEAL with airline food?

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    Because they're Delta Airlines, and life is a fkin nightmare.
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    (Original post by iSerendipity)
    Shuddup


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    (Original post by Arkasia)
    It doesn't matter who they are, what matters is their plan...

    What would happen if I took off your mask?



    Because they're Delta Airlines, and life is a fkin nightmare.
    It would be very painful....
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    (Original post by somemightsay888)
    It would be very painful....
    So I'd only get a hitmarker?

    Fkin lag switch
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    (Original post by Arkasia)
    So I'd only get a hitmarker?

    Fkin lag switch
    One in the leg so you'd do 0.9x damage

    fkn hackers, dae goldeneye amirite
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    (Original post by somemightsay888)
    One in the leg so you'd do 0.9x damage

    fkn hackers, dae goldeneye amirite
    Or a laggy chest shot cos silenced m21.

    dae battlefront > call of poopy?
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    Got wood?
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    If a guy keeps mentioning to you how comfy his bed is, what does it mean? :curious:
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    (Original post by Arkasia)
    Or a laggy chest shot cos silenced m21.

    dae battlefront > call of poopy?
    lool look at this casual still playing call of duty smh
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    (Original post by RainbowKiwi)
    If a guy keeps mentioning to you how comfy his bed is, what does it mean? :curious:
    Still not figured out if he's hitting on you or not, huh?
 
 
 
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