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What's the silliest insult someone has thrown at you?

Someone called me a "retarded clever person" yesterday...
(edited 8 years ago)

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Original post by Johann von Gauss
What's the silliest insult someone has thrown at you?

Someone called me a "retarded clever person" yesterday...


That insult makes sense, in a way. It's like calling someone an idiot savant. Simply being intelligent does not mean a person has wisdom or more commonly street smarts.
Someone called me a ****ing kiwi. The idiot thought I was a talking fruit smh
Original post by Johann von Gauss
I have no "street smarts" at all, so yeah it does make sense in a "street" way I guess... but I find it complementary overall...


Do you mean complimentary?
'gay'
Original post by callum_law
Do you mean complimentary?


No :rolleyes:
Reply 6
Well this is more of a comeback, but 'your mum' in response to anything.
(Doesn't even make sense 99.9% of the time)
stop it
(edited 7 years ago)
Original post by Mitzy09
Well this is more of a comeback, but 'your mum' in response to anything.
(Doesn't even make sense 99.9% of the time)


So's your face
Reply 9
Original post by Jack1066
So's your face


Excuse me?
Original post by Mitzy09
Well this is more of a comeback, but 'your mum' in response to anything.
(Doesn't even make sense 99.9% of the time)


Your mum doesn't make sense 99.9% of the time.
Reply 11
Original post by Viva Emptiness
Your mum doesn't make sense 99.9% of the time.


leave my mum outta this.

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Original post by Johann von Gauss
No :rolleyes:


Right.
"fuc*face"

A (temporary) orgasmic expression is supposed to be an insult, okay then...

Oh, and "dikface"

(Google that. :rofl: )
"get rekt"
I have a friend who was called a son of a b**** by his mum...
Reply 16
I knew a pair of twins who kept saying "ur mums ass" , "ur dads ass" aswell as "ur nan" to each other
Reply 17
Once heard a bunch of year 4's on the bus having a cussing match. One of them said "don't kiss your teeth, brush them" and they all went crazy.

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Original post by driftawaay
'gay'


Worse still - "your gay". Makes me cringe every time.
Original post by anosmianAcrimony
Worse still - "your gay". Makes me cringe every time.


Once when I was in high school, a guy tried to insult me like '.. you lesbian!!' haha! I was like yeah Im a lesbian :u:

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