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    Ever since around 7-8ish Ive known I wasnt like normal boys.. it all started after a trip to tesco, where I had lost my mum in the shop. I searched for her for ages wondering around the different sections. I reached the nut section which was filled with all kinds of nuts.. I knew then that my true identity was about to jump out and ripped open a bag of brazil nuts and wolfed em all down. The security guard caught me and told my mum who was also looking for me.

    I am a squirrel.. I just know it

    How much would it cost to undergo the procedure in the pic?

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    (Original post by Treypound)
    Ever since around 7-8ish Ive known I wasnt like normal boys.. it all started after a trip to tesco, where I had lost my mum in the shop. I searched for her for ages wondering around the different sections. I reached the nut section which was filled with all kinds of nuts.. I knew then that my true identity was about to jump out and ripped open a bag of brazil nuts and wolfed em all down. The security guard caught me and told my mum who was also looking for me.

    I am a squirrel.. I just know it

    How much would it cost to undergo the procedure in the pic?

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    (Original post by Treypound)
    Ever since around 7-8ish Ive known I wasnt like normal boys.. it all started after a trip to tesco, where I had lost my mum in the shop. I searched for her for ages wondering around the different sections. I reached the nut section which was filled with all kinds of nuts.. I knew then that my true identity was about to jump out and ripped open a bag of brazil nuts and wolfed em all down. The security guard caught me and told my mum who was also looking for me.

    I am a squirrel.. I just know it

    How much would it cost to undergo the procedure in the pic?

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    LOOL, I remember getting lost in Asda at the age of 7, I bawled my eyes out until someone took me to the front counter where they called out my parents to basically come and grab their lost kid..
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    i can do it for a fiver and a packet of malteasers
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    You've gone nuts mate.
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    Its a serious point, because you have no more or less idea what it would be like to be a squirrel than what it would be like to be a woman.
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    It will cost $$$
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    Hey, don't worry about it. I'm a professional squirrel, I've been doing this whole nut thing for about 5 years now. I too was once lost in a Tesco, I know what it is like...

    My procedure cost around £12,000, this involved a short interview before the surgery. They don't tend to ask hard questions, mainly about the species you plan on becoming and if you would want extra nipples added to your body to help stand out amongst the wild life.

    I got myself 9 nipples and a beautiful wife, couldn't be happier.
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    I smashed open a kinder egg and pocketed the toy in Morrison's once
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    (Original post by BobbyFlay)
    Hey, don't worry about it. I'm a professional squirrel, I've been doing this whole nut thing for about 5 years now. I too was once lost in a Tesco, I know what it is like...

    My procedure cost around £12,000, this involved a short interview before the surgery. They don't tend to ask hard questions, mainly about the species you plan on becoming and if you would want extra nipples added to your body to help stand out among the wild life.

    I got myself 9 nipples and a beautiful wife, couldn't be happier.
    You are so brave an an inspiration.

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    (Original post by kandykissesxox)
    LOOL, I remember getting lost in Asda at the age of 7, I bawled my eyes out until someone took me to the front counter where they called out my parents to basically come and grab their lost kid..
    This isnt about you.

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    (Original post by Treypound)
    You are so brave an an inspiration.Posted from TSR Mobile
    Tesco squirrels for life.
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    I smashed open a kinder egg and pocketed the toy in Morrison's once
    hardcore, what toy was it?
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    (Original post by Treypound)
    Ever since around 7-8ish Ive known I wasnt like normal boys.. it all started after a trip to tesco, where I had lost my mum in the shop. I searched for her for ages wondering around the different sections. I reached the nut section which was filled with all kinds of nuts.. I knew then that my true identity was about to jump out and ripped open a bag of brazil nuts and wolfed em all down. The security guard caught me and told my mum who was also looking for me.

    I am a squirrel.. I just know it

    How much would it cost to undergo the procedure in the pic?

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    Troll in a nut-shell

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    (Original post by Treypound)
    Ever since around 7-8ish Ive known I wasnt like normal boys.. it all started after a trip to tesco, where I had lost my mum in the shop. I searched for her for ages wondering around the different sections. I reached the nut section which was filled with all kinds of nuts.. I knew then that my true identity was about to jump out and ripped open a bag of brazil nuts and wolfed em all down. The security guard caught me and told my mum who was also looking for me.

    I am a squirrel.. I just know it

    How much would it cost to undergo the procedure in the pic?

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    Thought you wanted to be a girl after reading the first sentence, to my surprise you wanted to be a squirrel .
    😂
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    (Original post by 1158)
    I smashed open a kinder egg and pocketed the toy in Morrison's once
    Thug life chose you
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    (Original post by missaxo)
    hardcore, what toy was it?
    little blue aeroplane with a smiley face on it, when you rolled it along a table, the propeller moved.
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    (Original post by Treypound)
    Ever since around 7-8ish Ive known I wasnt like normal boys.. it all started after a trip to tesco, where I had lost my mum in the shop. I searched for her for ages wondering around the different sections. I reached the nut section which was filled with all kinds of nuts.. I knew then that my true identity was about to jump out and ripped open a bag of brazil nuts and wolfed em all down. The security guard caught me and told my mum who was also looking for me.

    I am a squirrel.. I just know it

    How much would it cost to undergo the procedure in the pic?

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    Don't worry the NHS will do it for you at the cost of nothing!!
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    (Original post by 1158)
    little blue aeroplane with a smiley face on it, when you rolled it along a table, the propeller moved.
    worth it tbf
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    (Original post by SuperHuman98)
    Thug life chose you
    Didn't even eat the surrounding chocolate, just left it there in a shattered mess amongst the foil remains
 
 
 
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