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If in a one night stand, or with a girl who has come round to your house, after you've had sex, what do you do? Talk? Or just fall asleep?
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Order pizza.
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i wait for her to fall asleep and draw a penis on her forehead and cheeks then i sleep
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(Original post by Anonymous)
If in a one night stand, or with a girl who has come round to your house, after you've had sex, what do you do? Talk? Or just fall asleep?
Usually there's some awkward conversation and then we part ways and I run to get chips before the van closes for the night :/
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Spooning. Always.
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(Original post by driftawaay)
Order pizza.
Yes!! Or how about icecream? Ben and Jerry's would be ideal!
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(Original post by colourtheory)
Usually there's some awkward conversation and then we part ways and I run to get chips before the van closes for the night :/
Conversation about what though lol, must be pretty awkward right after having sex, especially if you barely know the girl
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Pee. I always get the urge to pee after I ***.
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If in a one night stand, or with a girl who has come round to your house, after you've had sex, what do you do? Talk? Or just fall asleep?
Cuddle bishes and talk. What most guys dont realise is that the post- sex cuddling is where the real emotional connection to you is made.

After you screw a girl, if you cuddle with her and say sweet chit to her, will have her round your finger in no time.
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Pay her then try not to cry
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(Original post by driftawaay)
Order pizza.
Can we pretend we've had sex and just order pizza?
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Pay her then try not to cry
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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(Original post by Plantagenet Crown)
Spooning. Always.

No not usually. You're probably a virgin posing as knowledgeable in anything sexual. What happens is clean up. Who wants to roll around in ***?
After clean up we get a snack, then round 2 :laugh:
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*** on her face, d'uh
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Excite the nicotinergic receptors with an electronic cigarette and then mark the person out of 10 for technique, stamina, noise making etc. Usually gets them away pretty quickly. Depends who's place it's at though. If its theirs, then cuddle and spoon because that is the way to get guaranteed breakfast the next morning.
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Spooning. Always.
Trying to keep the chemistry going. How typical of Chemistry students.
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Yes!! Or how about icecream? Ben and Jerry's would be ideal!
that cleavage show! brave.
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(Original post by Plantagenet Crown)
Spooning. Always.
That sounds nice.
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Pay her then try not to cry
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I Throw her some Kleenex.
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