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    Both these people need cheering up, make funny random comments on here to make them feel better.
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    watch 2 pints
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    Why do they need to be cheered up?
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    Ok, some funny questions...


    1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

    2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
    as ghosts but as mattresses?


    3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

    4. Is there another word for synonym?

    5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

    6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
    crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?


    7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

    8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

    9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
    clean them?


    10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
    silent?


    11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

    12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
    apes?


    13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

    14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

    16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

    17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

    18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

    19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
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    get i put pictures of some naked chicks here? i just got some new ones - theyre sooo hot!
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    are u hot?
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    (Original post by amazingtrade)
    Both these people need cheering up, make funny random comments on here to make them feel better.
    What happened, did Daveo kill a patient? I always told him that he wasn't right for med school, but he never listened.
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    Would it be lame if I just posted links to all my Adventures of Zapsta?
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    (Original post by Zapsta)
    Would it be lame if I just posted links to all my Adventures of Zapsta?
    I'm sure they could find it themselves.
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    (Original post by amazingtrade)
    Both these people need cheering up, make funny random comments on here to make them feel better.
    Aww your such a sweetie
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    (Original post by boygenious)
    What happened, did Daveo kill a patient? I always told him that he wasn't right for med school, but he never listened.
    Your going to love this, I've just got my hospital allocation for 3rd year onwards and its Fu**in Preston, my 4th choice of 5, I'm gutted and mad and worried.
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    (Original post by Tinykates)
    watch 2 pints
    How would watching the worst comedy ever shown on the bbc cheer anyone up?
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    (Original post by Zapsta)
    Would it be lame if I just posted links to all my Adventures of Zapsta?
    No it wouldn't.
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    (Original post by Bezza)
    How would watching the worst comedy ever shown on the bbc cheer anyone up?
    it's not that bad
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    (Original post by Daveo)
    Your going to love this, I've just got my hospital allocation for 3rd year onwards and its Fu**in Preston, my 4th choice of 5, I'm gutted and mad and worried.
    Poor you
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    (Original post by Cate)
    No it wouldn't.
    Heh. Well you've got all of them so it would be more for Daveo
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    The funniest programme on TV finished yesterday.

    And that was Hell's Kitchen!
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    (Original post by Tinykates)
    it's not that bad
    Well I really don't find it very funny - just very annoying
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    (Original post by Zapsta)
    Heh. Well you've got all of them so it would be more for Daveo
    I haven't got the song one
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    Preston may not be that bad, its nearer the hills, near blackpool and not too far from Manchester/Wakefield. However you want to me near your friends and g/f though.

    I wound't be too happy if I applied for somthing and only got 4th choice either.

    PS You will make a better doctor than boygenius ever will.
 
 
 
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