The Student Room Group
Uni students - Complete our survey >>
Uni students - Complete our survey >>
Uni students - Complete our survey >>

What do you think of this pick up line?

Do you like stomach acid, because you burn me up
Reply 1
Avatar for Rory :)
Rory :)
18
It's no better than saying "My family has a history of high blood sugar, but I'll still hang out with you because you're really sweet"
Absolutely ****.
Original post by ElectronDonor
Do you like stomach acid, because you burn me up


There's a chance that'll result in you seeing the subject's stomach acid all over your shoes.
Maybe you should change the Do you like to Are you then it might work
It would work on me.
Reply 6
Avatar for elen90
elen90
12
"You're so hot you denature my enzymes" works too.
Reply 7
Avatar for Profesh
Profesh
20
Literally nonsense.
Reply 8
Avatar for ExRN
ExRN
14
Are you from Tennessee? Why? Because you're theonly ten I see
I don't get it. She burns you up, so you're implying she's the stomach acid?...so you're asking her if she likes herself?? I'm confused...
Original post by elen90
"You're so hot you denature my enzymes" works too.


Or the classic "I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."
That's a **** line lol
Do you know what the UN should be called? U N ME :wink:
Before I saw you, I thought there was only one star in our solar system... :wink:
I'm sure "Is your dress a compressed file? Because I want to unzip it..." will have the same effect.
WEAK
Let's go back to the basics: "I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle":biggrin:

100% guarantee of you getting laid.
makes no sense even by pickup line standards
Do you have 11 protons? Cause you are sodium fine:wink:

Quick Reply

Related discussions

Latest

Trending

Trending

Articles for you