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    http://www.msn.co.uk/love/worstlines/Default.asp?Ath=t

    It gave me a good laugh, no doubt some of you have alreadt seen this.
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    The worst one I've had was "I'd like to *insert expletive* you".

    Nice.
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    Still single? You will be for a long time to come if you use these
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    seen all of them before

    i know a fair few more as well, and no, they dont work
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    the worst I've had from a female is "do you wanna to dance" maybe girls are just better behaved. I've never used any chat up lines before I wouldn't dare. I got slapped at school once and it bloody hurt believe me.
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    Making fun of us single people are you? Not very nice. Anyway my new favorite line:
    Sooooo do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
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    (Original post by ArisGreenleaf)
    Making fun of us single people are you? Not very nice. Anyway my new favorite line:
    Sooooo do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
    I never have worked out why some americans take everything the wrong way. You see in the UK we have this thing called sarcasisim.
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    Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
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    Does anybody actually use these chat up lines or is it just a myth? If I was a girl and lad said "you were great on bay watch last night" I would give him such a big slap he won't be *insert explicit* a girl for a long time.
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    (Original post by amazingtrade)
    Does anybody actually use these chat up lines or is it just a myth? If I was a girl and lad said "you were great on bay watch last night" I would give him such a big slap he won't be *insert explicit* a girl for a long time.

    if a girl said that to me i'd love it
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    here are some insult ones:
    • I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
    • Gee, for a fat girl you sure dont sweat much.
    • You're ugly but you intrigue me.
    • I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
    • Let's take a shower together -- you smell.
    • You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
    • Baby, you so flat you make the walls jealous.
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    "I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good"

    hahahah

    i like that one
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    I got sent an email a while back with loads of come-back for cheesy chat up lines. I deleted it though
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    (Original post by amazingtrade)
    I never have worked out why some americans take everything the wrong way. You see in the UK we have this thing called sarcasisim.
    I was only kidding. Perhaps I should insert a smiley so next time you wont get offended.

    I put in a line after all didn't I?
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    Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.
    All those curves, and me with no brakes.
    Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!< /TD>
    Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
    Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
    Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
    Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
    Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
    Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
    Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
    Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
    Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
    Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren't you?
    I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
    I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
    I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
    I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
    I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
    I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
    I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
    I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
    If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
    If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
    Is it hot in here or is it just you?
    Just where do those legs of yours end?
    Let's take a shower together -- you smell.
    Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
    So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
    Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
    Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
    Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
    Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
    Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
    Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
    What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
    What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
    Wow! Are those real?
    Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
    You are the reason men fall in love.
    You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
    You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
    You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
    You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.
    You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
    You should be someone's wife.
    You're ugly but you intrigue me.
    You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
    Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
    Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
    Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
    If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?" [the answer] you: " well to me, i want to be your tear drop: i was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
    Babe! you look so fine i could drink your bath water!
    I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
    I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
    You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
    Baby, you so flat you make the walls jealous.
    If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
    I bet you could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch.
    I bet you could suck Lincolns head off a penny.
    Gee, for a fat girl you sure dont sweat much.
    Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
    Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
    If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.
    Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy:I looked at you and dropped mine.
    Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the ****!
    There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
    Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
    Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
    Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
    Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
    If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
    Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
    Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
    If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
    I just wanted to show this rose how incredably beautiful you are!!
    I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
    If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
    You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
    You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
    Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
    You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
    I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
    Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
    Where's your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head. (Excuse me?) It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
    When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
    Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibily stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
    Excuse me miss... Is your face so messed up because you fell from heaven.
    Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
    Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
    Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
    Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
    Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
    Do you go the ocean much? 'Cause you smell like the CLAM!
    Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
    I'm sorry, but, have we met before? (No.) Oh, I'm sorry, I guess that it must have been your mom.
    Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
    You're a babe, right? Haven't you seen the film?
    Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
    Even though the ugly lights are shining bright, you still look beautiful.
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    (Original post by ArisGreenleaf)
    I was only kidding. Perhaps I should insert a smiley so next time you wont get offended.

    I put in a line after all didn't I?
    Hehe ok its ok, sorry if I was touchy, I'm just feeling a tad down at the moment and it feels like the world is against me.
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    OOOO "you have 360 bones in your body - would you like another one"

    That made me laugh
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    Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?
    No
    Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?


    Hey Baby. I may not be Fred Flinstone but I'll sure make your bed rock


    When they made the alphabet they should have put U + I together.

    Is your last name jacob?
    Why?
    Cos your a real cracker

    Are you a parking ticket?
    Why?
    Because you've got fine written all over you.
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    i think i would actually fall for this one:

    Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
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    Nex time I am going to pull Iam going to use that line but twist it a little:

    "You look very good tonight, *pause* but then I have had a lot to drink already"
 
 
 
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