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amazingtrade

Nex time I am going to pull Iam going to use that line but twist it a little:

"You look very good tonight, *pause* but then I have had a lot to drink already"

but then you won't 'pull' :smile:

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AT82

Tinykates

but then you won't 'pull' :smile:

I know thats kind of the point, because I am too scared to pull, I always back off if people ask to me to dance.

Reply 23

amazingtrade

I know thats kind of the point, because I am too scared to pull, I always back off if people ask to me to dance.

what????????!!!!!!!!!!! that's crazy! why don't you wanna pull? *begins extremely amateur psychological diagnosis*

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wiwarin_mir

I would reckon that saying something like this would be bad:

We are the <enter name here>, we will pull you, resistance is futile.

Reply 25

blissy

wiwarin_mir

I would reckon that saying something like this would be bad:

We are the <enter name here>, we will pull you, resistance is futile.

Might work at a Star Trek convention.

Reply 26

AT82

Tinykates

what????????!!!!!!!!!!! that's crazy! why don't you wanna pull? *begins extremely amateur psychological diagnosis*

I don't know, I guess I am just too scared to pull in a night club I just find somthing about it uncomfertable, I've danced with girls in clubs but I can never tell what they want and they just walk off. Its dons't help I can't hear a work their saying.

I do have a couple of female friends at university and I can on with them fine, so I guess thats in improvement on five years ago. I think Iam just scared as I haven't done anything like that before and most people ease into it when they are growing up, I missed out on that for various reasons.

I think the only way I could get a girlfrind is by knowing them first, but then they are always either really ugly or taken, or in most cases both.

Reply 27

blissy

Might work at a Star Trek convention.

...but even then you're pushing it

Reply 28

amazingtrade

awwwwwwwwwwwww :frown:

well what about doing what YOU want next time, and go somewhere a bit quieter (like off the dancefloor) and have a chat for a bit?

Reply 29

wiwarin_mir

blissy

Might work at a Star Trek convention.

even I am not sad enough to attend a convention yet

Reply 30

EPD

blissy

Might work at a Star Trek convention.

You're assuming there'll be women there...
Which reminds me of this http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4019&n=3

Reply 31

AT82

Yeah I think whats I need to do, I do have nights where I feel like pulling but once I am in the club I bottle out. I did actually start a society at univeristy in the hope of getting to know more people but despite the backing of the students union it got a reputation of being for geeks and was a total flop.

Maybe I should just go to my universities night club (which is miles away form me :mad:

) and try and pull their at freshers. Then the freshers will have suceeded in having a third year pull them. At my university it only goes as far as snog a fresher but I know other places have the shag a fresher policy.

Reply 32

sweetymango

forget chat up lines,
i remember a friend telling me of a 'come back' line
Man says,"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Lady says, "Unfertilised!"

Reply 33

lou p lou

hehe, one of my friends vowed this worked for him:

'what has a hundred teeth and holds back the incredible hulk' 'my zipper'

i think he was lying.

his favourite before that was:

'nice legs, what time do they open?'

lou xxx

Reply 34

AT82

thats just made me think of a new one:

You look like the kind of girl who dosn' like to open her legs very often, but would you please make an exception just for me.