Baby your name must be Gillette..........Caus your the best a man can get! WOOH!
I would reckon that saying something like this would be bad:
We are the <enter name here>, we will pull you, resistance is futile.
forget chat up lines,
i remember a friend telling me of a 'come back' line
Man says,"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Lady says, "Unfertilised!"
hehe, one of my friends vowed this worked for him:
'what has a hundred teeth and holds back the incredible hulk' 'my zipper'
i think he was lying.
his favourite before that was:
'nice legs, what time do they open?'
thats just made me think of a new one:
You look like the kind of girl who dosn' like to open her legs very often, but would you please make an exception just for me.
I've heard some lovely ones before -
I'd like to **** your face.
If you don't have a chair, there's always my face.
"I was just wonder, do you sleep on your stomach?"
If only some of these worked...
*in Irish accent* "You got any Irish in you?"
"Would you like some?"