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    (Original post by F. Poste)
    That one wouldn't work on me because I'd say yes and ruin it
    There's always one awkward sod isn't there?
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    (Original post by elpollodiablouk)
    There's always one awkward sod isn't there?
    Or someone who actually does have Irish in them
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    (Original post by F. Poste)
    Or someone who actually does have Irish in them
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    Not that I'd ever use these lines anyway - I don't like being slapped.
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    (Original post by elpollodiablouk)
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    Not that I'd ever use these lines anyway - I don't like being slapped.
    *insert feeble joke about S&M here*
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    (Original post by F. Poste)
    *insert feeble joke about S&M here*
    S&M - don't they do cardigans?
    I could just imagine an S&M cardigan....
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    (Original post by elpollodiablouk)
    S&M - don't they do cardigans?
    I could just imagine an S&M cardigan....
    Yeah, the masochist version would have spikes set on the inside and the sadist ones would have mirrors on so the masochists could see themselves in pain

    And it would be a lovely knit one purl two cable cardi in a delightful cream colour
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    One that my boyf used on a girl once was "Hey didnt i pull you a couple weeks back?" and she said no, he said "Oh no, thats right, the girl I pulled looked much better than you". Not very nice eh! That's when we were going out too!
 
 
 
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