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    so today in the gym i go for a wee in the toilets. i like to spit chewing gum in the urinals because i know it pisses the cleaners off but today i tried to do it and the chewing gum bounced off my knob and went onto the floor! so i just left it there LOL

    took a pic and will upload shortly, it happened about 2 hours ago and im still giggling away to myself
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    Just when you think you've seen it all. Can you explain what's so funny about this story? :indiff:
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    (Original post by mmmmmmmmmmmmm)
    Just when you think you've seen it all. Can you explain what's so funny about this story? :indiff:
    He's a troll. Use some common sense.
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    OMG I am well and truly tickled m8 :rofl: :rofl: so funny :rofl: :rofl:

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    I see
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    Right here we go dudes and dudettes, I am not one to disappoint as you all know and here is the evidence;

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    I wish I had a smaller knob to prevent these things from happening
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    Funny? No.
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    I laughed at how you think this is hilarious and it's probably already on your instagram and your douchebag friends will also find this hilarious
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    Love that you felt the need to share it on here :yy:
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    (Original post by drowzee)
    Funny? No.

    look at the distance on it! my pork sword well and truly got a home run there. BOOM, just cos you're jealous, you can't do things like this with your ham wallet

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    I laughed at how you think this is hilarious and it's probably already on your instagram and your douchebag friends will also find this hilarious
    all the boys were giggling away when i told them all in front of the gym staff member and also 30 likes on my instagram suggests more than a few friends find it funny. geeks on here have small knobs i assume you and the rest are jealous because your little 2 incher couldn't hit the chewing gum for 6 like mine can?
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    it was funny because it wasn't, if that makes sense. Lol
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    (Original post by bumblebee342)
    Love that you felt the need to share it on here :yy:
    sense of humour bypass on here obviously :blah:
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    I'd rather you didn't try and tickle me with it, if you don't mind...

    P.S.

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    HAHAHA OMFG THAT WAS TOO FUNNY, I DROPPED OFF MY CHAIR :indiff:
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    (Original post by LibertyMan)
    I laughed at how you think this is hilarious and it's probably already on your instagram and your douchebag friends will also find this hilarious
    Lmao you summed it up perfectly
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    op is one of my favourites tbh
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    People like the OP make this forum a better place. That story was hilarious. There are some right miserable *******s on here who need to get out more and have some fun.

    OP, keep the good stories coming man.
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    This was so unfunny that it was funny
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    Well done, everyone. No one can spot a troll and everyone's feeding it.
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    (Original post by PrimeLime)
    He's a troll. Use some common sense.
    Obviously :rolleyes: :hand:
 
 
 
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