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Iluvatar

Yeah, it might work, but who would the hero be?
Or would the evil guy win for once?
That would be a good ending!

We've known that d is after world domination. Why not let him win in this film.

As for who the hero would be, any volunteers

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wiwarin_mir

Iluvatar

Almost certainly.

hmmm Dfelt, it has a ring to it.

Reply 82

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wiwarin_mir

Or the hobbits would have been replaced by ewoks.

Gandalf would need to shoot his way out of orthanc, running down the tower, killink of all the guards with a couple of conveniently placed AK-47's, and then blown up the entire tower, with ten minutes of the explosion from every concievable angle.

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Dude

We've known that d is after world domination. Why not let him win in this film.

As for who the hero would be, any volunteers

Well, i'd volunteer, although i'm probably not hero candidate to be honest.

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Everdawn

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Iluvatar

Well, i'd volunteer, although i'm probably not hero candidate to be honest.

Yeah, why not!

Reply 85

wiwarin_mir

Iluvatar

Gandalf would need to shoot his way out of orthanc, running down the tower, killink of all the guards with a couple of conveniently placed AK-47's, and then blown up the entire tower, with ten minutes of the explosion from every concievable angle.

And no doubt aragorn would have been played by someone like brad pitt or tom cruise.

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Dude

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Everdawn

Yeah, why not!

Alright, we have our hero.

Who'z going to be the DID (Damsel in Destress). i vote for Tinykates

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wiwarin_mir

And no doubt aragorn would have been played by someone like brad pitt or tom cruise.

Of course.
And he would have slept with Eowyn, and there would be some brief nude shots of them together, naturally.

Reply 88

Everdawn

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Dude

Alright, we have our hero.

Who'z going to be the DID (Damsel in Destress).

Meeeee!!!!!! and im distressed becuase the enemy has burnt my wardrobe!

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Everdawn

Meeeee!!!!!! and im distressed becuase the enemy has burnt my wardrobe!

How DARE they do such a dispicable act.
I MUST therefore get into an unneccerily long fight scene with them.

Reply 90

Fleffzilla

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Everdawn

Meeeee!!!!!! and im distressed becuase the enemy has burnt my wardrobe!

Weren't you supposed to be dressing the cast? :rolleyes:

Everyone would have to go naked - that can't be a good thing! :biggrin:

Reply 91

Everdawn

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or maybe, ill be drivin to seek revenge on the enemy who burnt my wardrobe *thoughtful pose*

Reply 92

wiwarin_mir

Iluvatar

Of course.
And he would have slept with Eowyn, and there would be some brief nude shots of them together, naturally.

And the second film wouldn't have been called the two towers, probably something stupid like the journey continues.

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Fleff

Weren't you supposed to be dressing the cast? :rolleyes:

Everyone would have to go naked - that can't be a good thing! :biggrin:

That'd be a good way to get alot of people to come though.
Excessive pointless nudity is always a crowd pleaser.

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Dude

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wiwarin_mir

And the second film wouldn't have been called the two towers, probably something stupid like the journey continues.

Well we seem to be having to film ideas here.

1.)Your basic taking over the word movie
2.) And this LOTR skit.

Which one are we doing?

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wiwarin_mir

And the second film wouldn't have been called the two towers, probably something stupid like the journey continues.

And probably worst of all, everyone would have awfully disguised american accents.

Reply 96

Fleffzilla

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Iluvatar

That'd be a good way to get alot of people to come though.
Excessive pointless nudity is always a crowd pleaser.

It would raise the ratings, of course... Althought that would increase the certificate to say, a 15, inciting the use of bad language, which we all strive to prevent...