Turn on thread page Beta

Corbyn is a very very bad man watch

    • Thread Starter
    Online

    20
    ReputationRep:
    I woke up with a slight cough this morning. I think it's clear that Jeremy Corbyn caused my cold.

    What else has Corbyn done?
    Offline

    3
    ReputationRep:
    He wants to disband any military/nuclear force we have and turn the British Isles into Alton Towers for immigrants.
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    I woke up today and found out it was raining , to add insult to injury,when i went to put milk into my cereals there was no milk

    Why does cobyn do this to us T-T
    • Thread Starter
    Online

    20
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Evening)
    He wants to disband any military/nuclear force we have and turn the British Isles into Alton Towers for immigrants.
    I don't think that's all true, but I'm certain that he wants to destroy all theme parks with high explosives on a Sunday afternoon.
    Offline

    20
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    I woke up with a slight cough this morning. I think it's clear that Jeremy Corbyn caused my cold.

    What else has Corbyn done?
    He will certainly ban University Challenge as an elitist bourgeois tool for suppressing the proletariat
    • Thread Starter
    Online

    20
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by the bear)
    He will certainly ban University Challenge as an elitist bourgeois tool for suppressing the proletariat
    It would be permitted to have technical colleges from Northern cities compete, provided that the quizmaster was replaced with a unionised official.
    Offline

    19
    ReputationRep:
    Based on the thread title, I thought this thread would be devoted to the very niche fetishism of Corbyn BDSM.
    • TSR Support Team
    Offline

    21
    ReputationRep:
    TSR Support Team
    (Original post by SerArthurDayne)
    I woke up today and found out it was raining
    Can confirm that this is Corbyn's fault, it's raining here too. Did it rain this much before Corbyn was elected leader? Nope.
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    #ThanksCorbyn is the new #ThanksObama
    Offline

    20
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    It would be permitted to have technical colleges from Northern cities compete, provided that the quizmaster was replaced with a unionised official.
    and that anyone could have access to the answers before the show for the sum of £3
    • Thread Starter
    Online

    20
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Plagioclase)
    Can confirm that this is Corbyn's fault, it's raining here too. Did it rain this much before Corbyn was elected leader? Nope.
    Also a little chilly here in London, around these parts we call it "Corbyn-cast" as in "overcast"....
    • TSR Community Team
    Offline

    21
    ReputationRep:
    TSR Community Team
    The price of popcorn has gone up due to increased demand following the news of the past few days :sad:
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    I live in a Conservative held constituency, and it's raining today. This is clearly part of some socialist plot for me to treat my neighbour's tumble drier as if it were my own, escalating to the whole village ending up in a mile long queue waiting to use a Labour party approved launderette this time next year.

    If it keeps raining, I too will end up with a cold. Therefore we must assume that Corbyn's Britain will be a desolate land filled with damp clothes and runny noses. Stop this madness. If anyone needs me, I'll be guarding the airing cupboard.
    • Thread Starter
    Online

    20
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by A.Mifflin)
    I live in a Conservative held constituency, and it's raining today. This is clearly part of some socialist plot for me to treat my neighbour's tumble drier as if it were my own, escalating to the whole village ending up in a mile long queue waiting to use a Labour party approved launderette this time next year.

    If it keeps raining, I too will end up with a cold. Therefore we must assume that Corbyn's Britain will be a desolate land filled with damp clothes and runny noses. Stop this madness. If anyone needs me, I'll be guarding the airing cupboard.
    Draw weapons! The socialist hordes are descending on your village shortly.
    • Political Ambassador
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    Political Ambassador
    I like him he talks slot of sense.
    Offline

    20
    ReputationRep:
    Corbyn will also ban crosswords and Sudokus as they promote bourgeois models of learning and knowledge which are inappropriate for the People's Party.
    • Thread Starter
    Online

    20
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by the bear)
    Corbyn will also ban crosswords and Sudokus as they promote bourgeois models of learning and knowledge which are inappropriate for the People's Party.
    Sudoku, for example, visibly seeks to infer that worker bonuses should be limited to the numbers "1-9" - this is totally unacceptable. A standard 43% increase for all roles is the * minimum * starting point for any collective bargaining agreement.

    Death to the running dog imperialism of the bourgeois newspaper quiz columns!
    Offline

    16
    ReputationRep:
    I came her hoping the op would follow from the title.

    Corbyn is a very very bad man...

    Someone needs to smack his bottom.


    Disappointed to say the least
    Offline

    20
    ReputationRep:
    The Southern Antarctic Peninsula Ice Sheet has become dangerously unstable recently... and i think we know why...

    :captain:
    Offline

    4
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Dumachi)
    I like him he talks slot of sense.

    yeah I agree but I don't get the women and jobs bit......
 
 
 
Poll
How are you feeling in the run-up to Results Day 2018?
Useful resources
AtCTs

Ask the Community Team

Got a question about the site content or our moderation? Ask here.

Welcome Lounge

Welcome Lounge

We're a friendly bunch. Post here if you're new to TSR.

Groups associated with this forum:

View associated groups

The Student Room, Get Revising and Marked by Teachers are trading names of The Student Room Group Ltd.

Register Number: 04666380 (England and Wales), VAT No. 806 8067 22 Registered Office: International House, Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XE

Write a reply...
Reply
Hide
Reputation gems: You get these gems as you gain rep from other members for making good contributions and giving helpful advice.