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HELP! Snake in my bath

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Original post by Sweet n Sour
Quick! Do us ALL a favour and drop your phone in the tub water!!

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his phone is waterproof
the snake can swim
we want op to be safe
why you neglecting that poor snake, we all know it should be in your bed

@RSPCA @RSPCA @RSPCA
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Original post by phoenixsilver
Really? Could you advise on what to do in my situation? Thanks!!


Strangle it. That's what I do, though rarely while I'm in the bath - I wait until later, after it's let its guard down.
Original post by Jenx301
Alert the authorities straight away, they will definitely want to hear about this. Make sure you have your back to the snake when you make the phone call as if you make eye contact you might turn to stone.


Which authorities can deal with this!? And it's not a basilisk don't be stupid, I already got rid of that last year!

Original post by RainbowKiwi
wrap it around your neck and use it as a necklace. snakeskin is soooo on trend right now, darling.


Ew no, it has my juice on it!!!

Original post by Sweet n Sour
Quick! Do us ALL a favour and drop your phone in the tub water!!

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I already tried a taser app on my phone to electrocute the snake through the water and it didn't work!!


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Original post by vis break
his phone is waterproof
the snake can swim
we want op to be safe


****
double ****
why tho
Original post by Sweet n Sour
****
double ****
why tho


uwotm8?
Original post by jape
Strangle it. That's what I do, though rarely while I'm in the bath - I wait until later, after it's let its guard down.


I can't even touch it! It was inside me!! Ew!!

Original post by JoepFernando
why you neglecting that poor snake, we all know it should be in your bed

@RSPCA @RSPCA @RSPCA


No if it goes in the bed I heard it can go back inside while I sleep and call other big snake buddies to do the same and when I wake up there will be 20 snakes hanging out!!

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That, sir, is the rare poopsnake, formed when you don't *ahem* get out of the bath in time...
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Original post by phoenixsilver
I don't want to! It's huge and scaly and it has my juices on it from when it was inside!

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ok u will be ok im sending over some top men to help u
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ok u will be ok im sending over some top men to help u


Send over some topless men to help me.
Original post by K.C
ok u will be ok im sending over some top men to help u


cant go right now tho boss, need 47 less chars on my personal statment
Original post by Alexion
That, sir, is the rare poopsnake, formed when you don't *ahem* get out of the bath in time...


Oh thank God sir that you snake expert can help! Can you advise me on how to deal with this species!!?

Original post by K.C
ok u will be ok im sending over some top men to help u


Thank you and a song about this would cheer me up while this slippery juice snake slithers over towards my derrière! Oh no it want back in!!

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Original post by phoenixsilver
Oh thank God sir that you snake expert can help! Can you advise me on how to deal with this species!!?



Thank you and a song about this would cheer me up while this slippery juice snake slithers over towards my derrière! Oh no it want back in!!

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im on it
Original post by phoenixsilver
I was sitting having a bath, I was just washing my arm with the sponge and then I felt this awful feeling, a little painful from under me... Then I saw this MASSIVE SNAKE swimming around me in the bath, I jumped out ASAP and I don't know what to do...

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Oh no. Do you have any questions
Original post by vis break
his phone is waterproof
the snake can swim
we want op to be safe


Original post by Sweet n Sour
****
double ****
why tho


It's true! I have the 3rd gen Moto G which is waterproof! And the snake slithered from me into the bath and swims around!!!

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Original post by vis break
cant go right now tho boss, need 47 less chars on my personal statment


damn. we got a problem


Original post by Sweet n Sour
Send over some topless men to help me.


soon
Original post by phoenixsilver
Thank you and a song about this would cheer me up while this slippery juice snake slithers over towards my derrière! Oh no it want back in!!


Things are getting mighty weird now.

"Derrière" is a cool word though isn't it?
Original post by K.C
soon


Soon isn't soon enough.
Original post by Sweet n Sour
Send over some topless men to help me.


CONTROL YOUR URGES WOMAN!! help me solve the crisis at hand, its slowly creeping and wants to go back

Original post by Raiden10
Oh no. Do you have any questions


YES A LOT! WHY IT WAS IN ME!? WHY IT WANTS BACK!? EVERYTHING!!!



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I was able to repel them onto this tree

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