HELP! Snake in my bath

Original post by phoenixsilver

YES A LOT! WHY IT WAS IN ME!? WHY IT WANTS BACK!? EVERYTHING!!!

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Is he/she agitated?

Looks calm in picture

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OP

Original post by Davalla

Things are getting mighty weird now.

"Derrière" is a cool word though isn't it?

YOU DONT SAY!?
it's almost at my feet and it called out for more snakes, another came out of me and is grabbing the other one and 4 more came under the door AHHH

Original post by Raiden10

I found these snail eggs in my Hollandaise sauce.

I was able to repel them onto this tree

GOOD FOR YOU!!!! AT LEAST YOURS WAS JUST IN FOOD! HELP!!

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Reply 63

OP

Original post by vis break

woke up, it was a normal day.
but sht was gunna get bre spookay
4got 2 pray 2 lord skeltal
now snakes wanna bite my balls

but no worries, my main man are on it
vis break will kill it, like kids on car bonnets.
bare man hatin, and disbelivin
i aint stressed lord skeltal will have the bchs screamin

K.C's africanness has come thru again, snake soup?
no wonder rspca hates u
but no worries, wer on the same side
no homo sht like bonnie and clyde

nooo! sing it on vocaroo like kc does!!! ahhh 6 came out of the toilet!

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Original post by phoenixsilver

nooo! sing it on vocaroo like kc does!!! ahhh 6 came out of the toilet!

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@K.C

u wanna sing this for a don? if i wake my mum up u wont see me again ennit

Reply 65

Original post by phoenixsilver

CONTROL YOUR URGES WOMAN!! help me solve the crisis at hand, its slowly creeping and wants to go back

YES A LOT! WHY IT WAS IN ME!? WHY IT WANTS BACK!? EVERYTHING!!!

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This is important. This is no time for a life or death emergency.

Reply 66

MrKmas508

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Original post by phoenixsilver

I don't want to! It's huge and scaly and it has my juices on it from when it was inside!

youve got to grab the snake with both hand and plunge the snake head first into your rectum. Don't stop until the whole snake is inside your body. If you don't you might die because as you know snakes are very important organs in the body.

Reply 67

Original post by vis break

woke up, it was a normal day.
but sht was gunna get bre spookay
4got 2 pray 2 lord skeltal
now snakes wanna bite my balls

but no worries, my main man are on it
vis break will kill it, like kids on car bonnets.
bare man hatin, and disbelivin
i aint stressed lord skeltal will have the bchs screamin

K.C's africanness has come thru again, snake soup?
no wonder rspca hates u
but no worries, wer on the same side
no homo sht like bonnie and clyde

Are you white? If so hit me up, I love wiggers.

Reply 68

Raiden10

Original post by phoenixsilver

YOU DONT SAY!?
it's almost at my feet and it called out for more snakes, another came out of me and is grabbing the other one and 4 more came under the door AHHH

GOOD FOR YOU!!!! AT LEAST YOURS WAS JUST IN FOOD! HELP!!

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Have you tried consulting Zhuge Liang?

I've always found his soothing advice to be useful when I'm in a tight spot

Reply 69

Original post by Sweet n Sour

Are you white? If so hit me up, I love wiggers.

awks moment whn im brown

pls stop diverigin this from the situation at hand.

Reply 70

K.C

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Original post by vis break

@K.C

u wanna sing this for a don? if i wake my mum up u wont see me again ennit

i am tired D;

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Original post by K.C

i am tired D;

Did Martin Luther King say that when had to fight off bare nazis? no.

Reply 72

OP

Original post by Sweet n Sour

This is important. This is no time for a life or death emergency.

Wtf is wrong with you!? 2 snakes are trying to climb back inside and there's like 25 surging at me!

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Original post by phoenixsilver

I don't want to! It's huge and scaly and it has my juices on it from when it was inside!

youve got to grab the snake with both hand and plunge the snake head first into your rectum. Don't stop until the whole snake is inside your body. If you don't you might die because as you know snakes are very important organs in the body.

No! There's already some inside again and I don't want more!

Original post by Raiden10

Have you tried consulting Zhuge Liang?

I've always found his soothing advice to be useful when I'm in a tight spot

WHO!!?

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Original post by vis break

Did Martin Luther King say that when had to fight off bare nazis? no.

LMAO.

Reply 74

K.C

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Original post by vis break

Did Martin Luther King say that when had to fight off bare nazis? no.

cos he had like 200 hours sleep

Reply 75

Original post by K.C

i am tired D;

He's right. Push through, ma brotha!

Reply 76

OP

Original post by K.C

i am tired D;

GET A GRIP MAN! I NEED YOU! SING ME A SONG TO DISPERSE THE SNAKES AND SOOTHE ME!

Original post by vis break

Did Martin Luther King say that when had to fight off bare nazis? no.

Hear! AHH HELP ONE SHOVED ITSELF IN MY MOUTHVRR MFFPO

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Reply 77

Alexion

Original post by phoenixsilver

Oh thank God sir that you snake expert can help! Can you advise me on how to deal with this species!!?

Put it back up the way it came out, is the usual advice. Surprised you weren't aware of this...

Reply 78

Raiden10

Original post by phoenixsilver

who!!?

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what do you mean who???????

The guy planning the fire attack!!!!

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