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is it illegal....
Is it illegal to put laxitives in your cookies and store them in your personal cupboard.
someone has been stealing the cookies i made, and its not like i didnt offer them round or anything
someone has been stealing the cookies i made, and its not like i didnt offer them round or anything
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Reply 1
lol. So long as it's not poisonous, I don't see why not - tell us how it goes! 
Reply 2
rofl...someone's going to get a shock!
Reply 3
kestral
OP
Its not the first time this has happened to me, they ate some pancakes i made and helped themselves to my nutella!
do you think the laxitives will still work after being baked?
do you think the laxitives will still work after being baked?
Reply 5
Oh, you've given me a great idea! My flatmate is always eating my food! grr
Reply 6
hahah!
if it doesnt work, melt down some choco ex lax and put it on as a coating! put a reallllly thick coating on though, like triple the dose per cookie
please tell us the effects!
(it annoys me when my flatmates use my shampoo/conditioner but to my knowledge they;ve not nicked my food)
if it doesnt work, melt down some choco ex lax and put it on as a coating! put a reallllly thick coating on though, like triple the dose per cookie
please tell us the effects!
(it annoys me when my flatmates use my shampoo/conditioner but to my knowledge they;ve not nicked my food)
Reply 7
A good idea for trick or treaters at halloween too [s]wink[/s]
Reply 11
brimstone
Isn't that like a burglar being injured whilst breaking into your property?
Ugh, stupidness. We got told off cos the people who owned our old house before us had cemented broken glass to the wall so people couldn't climb onto the extension. 15yrs later we get told how if we don't take it off we'll be fined cos we might hurt someone climbing into our home. I was like, what the-?! Naturally, we left it. Never got fined. Pfft.
To the OP: I'm sure you'll be fine, cos they prolly couldn't prove anything [unless they go on TSR...
]. You could say you don't like taking laxatives straight so bake them into cookies to um, aid your digestion 
...Not that it would come to that. I doubt they'd come clean and complain cos your food made them poop.
Reply 13
you should add some Bitrex to your cookies
Reply 14
Padlock?
Reply 15
kestral
OP
Hixxy
you should add some Bitrex to your cookies
why? what does that do?
2006 Andrew
Padlock?
cupboards dont have padlocks here, and it is imposible to fit one anywhere. also, i'm not so keen on keeping my food in my room.
Reply 16
May I recommend you use lactulose syrup? Use it instead of some of the sugar in the cookies, because it is a very sweet liquid. It's also VERY effective
bunthulhu
If you reasonably suspect someone else may eat them without knowing they have laxative in, it can count. However you could always claim that you'd been suffering from constipation and thus had mde them for yourself as an easier way to take laxative.
Reply 19
Reminds me of an episode of Casualty with guest Prunella Scales who spiked her milk with weedkiller so the burglar ended up puking up black vomit. Haha.
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