Have you ever used cucumbers/bananas/other veg for impure purposes?Watch
Lets go anons, list all your used items
So people who use vegetables to masturbate have something wrong with them? Its cheaper than a dildo. I've never done it, Im just asking other people whether they have to see if its relatively common. If you are so repressed and conservative, perhaps the sexual health section of this forum isnt for you. bye
This thread type of fundamentally 'Do you shag vegetables?' barely counts as a valid constituent under the Sexual Health section of the forum anyway. Further more, your last couple of thread posts listed in chronological order are:
"Girls, have you ever had a wet dream?"
"Have you ever been caught fapping/flipping the bean?"
Then we have a normal post about rep points.
But then we return to "I wanked three times today"
Then "what's the most pleasurable feeling you've ever had?"
And now this.
I reiterate: wtf is wrong with you?
It says a lot about the current stereotypical Western environment people would rather bounce on a carrot than eat the bloody thing. Or maybe Western females in the current obesogenic environment are so obsessed with food that they have forgotten how to eat and instead decide that they want to shove all the food they can into any old hole?
I don't know.
Anyway, one I remember is that there's this man who tells his friends that he's desperate to lose his virginity. 'Ah,' they say, 'why don't you go to Ms D's house? She puts a banana in a hole in the floor, then rides that while masturbating - go to her cellar, paint your penis yellow, stick it through the hole, and she'll never know.' So he goes off to buy the paint...
The next day, he sees his friends again. 'Did it work?' 'Yes,' he says, 'but you didn't tell me she peeled the banana first....'