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    From costumes to pumpkins, Halloween has lots of pun opportunities :gah:

    So post the best/worst puns you can think of here

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    Best I could come up with, sorry
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    Why did the Skeleton miss the Hallowe'en party ?

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    because it had no body to go with
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    why did the ghost cross the road?

    i don't know either,why you asking me ffs
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    What did the cheerleader say to the ghost at try-outs?
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    You don't have enough spirit
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    GET YOUR HALLOWEINERS OUT!!!

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    What do you call a vampire who's car breaks down three miles from a blood bank?

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    A cab!
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    What do Hungarian ghosts have for supper ?

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    Ghoulash !!!
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    The undead rise from their graves and start limping towards towns. Meanwhile, the female corpses start hurrying the other way. Why?

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    They're running from Angryjobseeker
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    What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
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    (Original post by Plantagenet Crown)
    The undead rise from their graves and start limping towards towns. Meanwhile, the female corpses start hurrying the other way. Why?
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    I would rep, but can't, yours is the funniest on here.:toofunny:

    That spoiler part made me crack up.
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    (Original post by Plantagenet Crown)
    The undead rise from their graves and start limping towards towns. Meanwhile, the female corpses start hurrying the other way. Why?
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    They're running from Angryjobseeker
    We have a winner.
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    Why is dracula so unpopular?
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    Because he's a pain in the neck! :yikes:
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    (Original post by BurstingBubbles)
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    All these puns are absolutely deadful
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    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Boo!
    Boo who?
    Don't cry, I'm only a friendly ghost!

    :lol:
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    (Original post by Firescarlett554)
    Why is dracula so unpopular?
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    Because he's a pain in the neck! :yikes:
    Oh dear, I hope Count Dracula hasn't seen this! :ninja:
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    Oh dear, I hope Count Dracula hasn't seen this! :ninja:
    Unpopular!?

    I am the most popular of all the monsters, especially now I have Frankenstein's brain! :fangs:
 
 
 
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