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    Theres this Nigerian male at uni and I'm telling you this now, he could talk anyone into bed very easily. He has this deep voice and its just crazy tbh, I'd say he wipes Morgan Freeman out. He mentioned he was running out of money, and I have had issues sleeping for months. Would it be gay to pay him a tenner per night to spend a hour reading me a story so I fall asleep? Also I dont even think the amazing voice is exclusive to him, I've noticed this on Nigerian males before. Could literally fall asleep whilst hes talking. If he were to read a sad story any one of you would be in tears

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    Not at all, although I'd be wary of the attractive Nigerian male being in your house/flat/apartment after he's just put you to sleep. What could he do?

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    Not at all, although I'd be wary of the attractive Nigerian male being in your house/flat/apartment after he's just put you to sleep. What could he do?

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    Probs steal my card details tbh

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    Gay isn't the word I'm thinking of here............


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    I'd say more strange, creepy and a bit disturbing
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    (Original post by Souljer)
    Theres this Nigerian male at uni and I'm telling you this now, he could talk anyone into bed very easily. He has this deep voice and its just crazy tbh, I'd say he wipes Morgan Freeman out. He mentioned he was running out of money, and I have had issues sleeping for months. Would it be gay to pay him a tenner per night to spend a hour reading me a story so I fall asleep? Also I dont even think the amazing voice is exclusive to him, I've noticed this on Nigerian males before. Could literally fall asleep whilst hes talking. If he were to read a sad story any one of you would be in tears

    DISCLAIMER: no homo

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    This post caused me to urinate.
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    (Original post by Souljer)
    Probs steal my card details tbh

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    Nah, if he says he's descended from King Chumakuwukaoboaleodowaka VII of Nigeria, it's best that you give him your card details so he can transfer those lost millions to you...

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    aww
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    (Original post by icantfeelmyface)
    Not at all, although I'd be wary of the attractive Nigerian male being in your house/flat/apartment after he's just put you to sleep. What could he do?

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    He would simply lock the door and go home
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    "Oh what a deep voice you have. All the better to read you a book with"

    Get outta here.
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    (Original post by Souljer)
    Theres this Nigerian male at uni and I'm telling you this now, he could talk anyone into bed very easily. He has this deep voice and its just crazy tbh, I'd say he wipes Morgan Freeman out. He mentioned he was running out of money, and I have had issues sleeping for months. Would it be gay to pay him a tenner per night to spend a hour reading me a story so I fall asleep? Also I dont even think the amazing voice is exclusive to him, I've noticed this on Nigerian males before. Could literally fall asleep whilst hes talking. If he were to read a sad story any one of you would be in tears

    DISCLAIMER: no homo

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    You are so not for real...
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    (Original post by PrincessZara)
    He would simply lock the door and go home
    Exactly, why do we instantly think the worst of people?!
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    although it is a bit strange to pay him to read you to sleep
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    You are so not for real...
    You can't judge until you've heard his voice, makes you think of beautiful moutins.

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    So you want a Nigerian with a wicked deep voice to put you to sleep?
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    It's only gay if he puts his penis in you. You putting your penis into him is a whole other story, trust me I know
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    Why not just pay him to record his voice and play that before you go to sleep? Saves you from having a stranger in your bedroom at night :/
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    What did I just read
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    I think we both know your intentions
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    LOOOOOOL this is soo messed up. Bahahaha what has this world come to.
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    (Original post by Souljer)
    Theres this Nigerian male at uni and I'm telling you this now, he could talk anyone into bed very easily. He has this deep voice and its just crazy tbh, I'd say he wipes Morgan Freeman out. He mentioned he was running out of money, and I have had issues sleeping for months. Would it be gay to pay him a tenner per night to spend a hour reading me a story so I fall asleep? Also I dont even think the amazing voice is exclusive to him, I've noticed this on Nigerian males before. Could literally fall asleep whilst hes talking. If he were to read a sad story any one of you would be in tears

    DISCLAIMER: no homo

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    Try watching ASMR videos on youtube or try whitenoise/raining sounds
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    (Original post by medicapplicant)
    Exactly, why do we instantly think the worst of people?!
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    although it is a bit strange to pay him to read you to sleep
    exactly what i was thinking lol
 
 
 
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