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    "You just never know when you'll find the one" aka "You'll never find the one"

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    "There's someone out there for everyone" aka "Yeah, so in a sea of 7bn people I can't find them"

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    For your sake I hope cupid shoots you right where it hurts one day.
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    I’ve been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I’m still a virgin.
    It has been very torturous.
    College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex, and fun, and pleasure. But in those years I’ve had to rot in loneliness.
    It’s not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me.
    I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it.
    It’s an injustice, a crime, because I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect guy, and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me, the supreme gentlemen.
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    (Original post by Danny the Geezer)
    like:

    "You just never know when you'll find the one" aka "You'll never find the one"

    and:

    "There's someone out there for everyone" aka "Yeah, so in a sea of 7bn people I can't find them"

    :nopity: :nopity:
    talk about thirsty you will actually date anyone
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    The salt only makes you more thirsty OP

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    (Original post by SwedishRedhead)
    I’ve been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I’m still a virgin.
    It has been very torturous.
    College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex, and fun, and pleasure. But in those years I’ve had to rot in loneliness.
    It’s not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me.
    I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it.
    It’s an injustice, a crime, because I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect guy, and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me, the supreme gentlemen.
    :pierre:

    Elliot please.
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    For your sake I hope cupid shoots you right where it hurts one day.
    thats the most romantic thing I've heard in ages:love:
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    (Original post by SwedishRedhead)
    I’ve been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I’m still a virgin.
    It has been very torturous.
    College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex, and fun, and pleasure. But in those years I’ve had to rot in loneliness.
    It’s not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me.
    I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it.
    It’s an injustice, a crime, because I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect guy, and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me, the supreme gentlemen.
    probably why you're single if thats how you go about things
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    (Original post by chantalc)
    probably why you're single if thats how you go about things
    Trust me, the kinda guy who talks like that is the kinda guy who ends up slaying in the end



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    but not in the way he had hoped
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    (Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal)
    Trust me, the kinda guy who talks like that is the kinda guy who ends up slaying in the end


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    but not in the way he had hoped
    guys who think they deserve and can get any girl are the worst imo
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    (Original post by chantalc)
    guys who think they deserve and can get any girl are the worst imo
    Indeed


    but I think that guy is making a joke


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Isla_Vista_killings
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    (Original post by SwedishRedhead)
    I’ve been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I’m still a virgin.
    It has been very torturous.
    College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex, and fun, and pleasure. But in those years I’ve had to rot in loneliness.
    It’s not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me.
    I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it.
    It’s an injustice, a crime, because I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect guy, and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me, the supreme gentlemen.
    in after elliot rodger's ghost
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    (Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal)
    Indeed


    but I think that guy is making a joke


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Isla_Vista_killings
    oh, thats not funny
 
 
 
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