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    basically I know a guy who used to always talk about getting into oxford he didn't get in, he didn't tell anyone, he just acted like he rejected oxford. he's from a deprived area, but he tries to act like he's not. he puts on a fake accent and he has no old fiends because of how he is. he also loves it when people come to his parents house so they can talk about him.

    does anyone know anyone like that?
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    i almost feel sorry for him but idk if i could deal with someone like that in person
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    (Original post by william walker)
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    Don't be so jealous lol

    Not only did I go there, I got a first
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Don't be so jealous lol

    Not only did I go there, I got a first
    I don't even know what a first is?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Course you did. Then you became a junior doctor with time to post vast quantities of troll threads on TSR around the clock, then you bought a revolting small penis syndrome car for a well-above average annual salary
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    Yup except

    The car I bought is totally baller. A small prnis syndrome is an Audi A3 or BMW 1 series. So much jealousy to call a BMW m4 revolting lol

    Also, somewhere along the way, I learnt how to not be a pathetic coward too

    I've proved all of this in one form or another, if you followed my posts slightly better than you already seen to, you'd see that.
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Yup except

    The car I bought is totally baller. A small prnis syndrome is an Audi A3 or BMW 1 series. So much jealousy to call a BMW m4 revolting lol

    Also, somewhere along the way, I learnt how to not be a pathetic coward too

    I've proved all of this in one form or another, if you followed my posts slightly better than you already seen to, you'd see that.
    What I see is someone so desperately lifeless thar that resort to bull****ting on a monumental scale on a student forum around the clock.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    What I see is someone so desperately lifeless thar that resort to bull****ting on a monumental scale on a student forum around the clock.
    Except that...no one cares what you think

    Lmao and anon too, how ****ing mighty are you?!
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Yup except

    The car I bought is totally baller. A small prnis syndrome is an Audi A3 or BMW 1 series. So much jealousy to call a BMW m4 revolting lol

    Also, somewhere along the way, I learnt how to not be a pathetic coward too

    I've proved all of this in one form or another, if you followed my posts slightly better than you already seen to, you'd see that.
    PS The car you claim to have bought is a classic model from the small penis syndrome model. It is loud and garish because it wants everyone to see how loud and garish it is to distract from how small the owner's penis is.

    Just be grateful it was all a massive troll and you haven't actually pi$$ed away tens of thousands of pounds on a mobile advertisment for your dimunuitive nether regions.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    PS The car you claim to have bought is a classic model from the small penis syndrome model. It is loud and garish because it wants everyone to see how loud and garish it is to distract from how small the owner's penis is.

    Just be grateful it was all a massive troll and you haven't actually pi$$ed away tens of thousands of pounds on a mobile advertisment for your dimunuitive nether regions.
    Yeah but all this nonsense is just a symptom of being too poor to afford nice things in life. Obviously you'd say that...because you'll never have the sensation of owning a powerful, beautiful car.

    Don't worry, you can always make yourself feel better by trying to pretend everyone is as poor as you.
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    Yeah but all this nonsense is just a symptom of being too poor to afford nice things in life. Obviously you'd say that...because you'll never have the sensation of owning a powerful, beautiful car.

    Don't worry, you can always make yourself feel better by trying to pretend everyone is as poor as you.
    Vulgarity and bad taste are not pre-requisites for being wealthy
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Vulgarity and bad taste are not pre-requisites for being wealthy
    It's vulgarity and bad taste in your opinion. I feel that opinion is biased.

    Anyway, it's sad you chose to be anon because it gives me less material to work with.

    If you want more replies, please show who you are.
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    (Original post by robinfr)
    basically I know a guy who used to always talk about getting into oxford he didn't get in, he didn't tell anyone, he just acted like he rejected oxford. he's from a deprived area, but he tries to act like he's not. he puts on a fake accent and he has no old fiends because of how he is. he also loves it when people come to his parents house so they can talk about him.

    does anyone know anyone like that?
    Everyone I know has, to my knowledge, no old fiends. So in that respect, yes, I do know people like the person you're talking about.
 
 
 
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